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Japanese fevered adj. Drunk to the point where arranging the cushions has acquired an enthusiasm normally reserved for a grand project. Ness got Japanese fevered and spent twenty minutes improving the sofa’s arrangement by one cushion. Japanese flood fevered adj. Drunk enough to spread through the kitchen, leaving every surface occupied and one tap running. Avont was Japanese flood fevered, filling the kitchen with glasses, coats and unnecessary confidence. Japanese flying squidded adj. Drunk past the point of remaining on the sofa, making brief airborne visits to the kitchen and back. Evren went Japanese flying squidded between the sofa and kettle, never quite touching the floor properly. Japanese footed adj. Drunk beyond the distance between sofa and kitchen, requiring a glass of water to be brought nearer. Carlise was Japanese footed and regarded the kitchen as an expedition beyond reasonable range. Japanese full stopped adj. Drunk in a way that ends every household task at once, usually beside the nearest cushion. Lamayah went Japanese full stopped halfway to the sink and remained there with the water glass. Japanese giant horneted adj. Reduced by drink to an enormous, airborne nuisance, selecting targets with confidence and no useful plan. Shyloh became Japanese giant horneted and pursued the landlord across the garden. Japanese giant salamandered adj. Drunk, with the result that you become enormous, still and damply reconciled to the kitchen floor. Statham was Japanese giant salamandered beneath the table, accepting water only by careful delivery. Japanese gingered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the glass of water taste unexpectedly medicinal and the sofa highly restorative. Shakota was Japanese gingered and pronounced the water both necessary and faintly spicy. Japanese grosbeaked adj. Drunk on the strength of a large mouthful of water, followed by several considered remarks from the sofa. Amy- was Japanese grosbeaked, taking generous swallows before addressing the state of the kitchen. Japanese halfbeaked adj. Drunk since last orders, and able to complete only half the journey between the sofa and the sink. Deione was Japanese halfbeaked, reaching the hallway before remembering the water remained in the kitchen. Japanese honeysuckled adj. Drunk by the third round, and winding through the kitchen furniture until attached to the sofa. Keeno was Japanese honeysuckled around the kitchen chair, eventually settling beside the water. Japanese hopped adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading over the sofa and adjoining furniture faster than the household can contain. Leler was Japanese hopped, occupying the sofa, footstool and one chair before midnight. Japanese horseradished adj. Of a drinker who has cleared the sinuses entirely and is now seeing with unusual clarity. Chanette emerged from the kitchen Japanese horseradished, blinking, and oddly composed. Japanese irised (/ dʒæp.ənˌiːz ˈaɪ.rɪsd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the sofa from its surroundings, opening out across both with quiet floral symmetry. Melissamarie was Japanese irised across the sofa, with limbs arranged in several directions. Japanese ivied adj. Sufficiently drunk to climb the sofa cushions by degrees and remain attached to them until morning. Meti was Japanese ivied by midnight, slowly covering the sofa while reaching for the water. Japanese jack mackerelled adj. Having drunk enough to circle the kitchen once, seize the water, and return to the sofa with purpose. Garrette went Japanese jack mackerelled around the kitchen before bringing the water back triumphantly.