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jury of half-tongued adj. Drunk in a way that divides every conversation between fluent speech and the language of gestures. Gladiola was jury of half-tongued, explaining the taxi destination with equal parts words and pointing. jury of matronsed adj. Drunk, with the result that a gathering of older women is consulted on whether the journey should continue. Kylaa was jury of matronsed and sought several ladies' advice before ordering another taxi. jury panelled adj. Drunk to a degree that every person encountered is considered for selection to decide the route home. Keyona was jury panelled and recruited the kebab queue to choose a destination. jury pooled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating everyone within walking distance as a potential source of transport advice. Denaya was jury pooled and consulted the entire taxi rank about the nearest station. jury rigged adj. Loosened by drink into maintaining an improvised arrangement whose continued existence is diplomatically ignored. Lashanda was jury rigged, having secured her handbag to the chair with a shoelace. jury rigginged adj. Drunk on the strength of improvised arrangements, such as fastening the coat with a receipt and calling it travel equipment. Kyleanthony was jury rigginged and repaired the coat with a bar receipt. jury serviced adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the journey home as an obligatory public appointment. Lizneidy was jury serviced and reported for duty at the first available taxi. jury tamperinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to influence who receives the last taxi. Stephanee was jury tamperinged and quietly rearranged the taxi queue in her favour. jury trialed adj. Softened by drink into accepting twelve civic acquaintances as a reasonable substitute for personal judgement. Alessia became jury trialed and invited the table to determine whether dessert was legally necessary. jury-rigged (/ˈdʒʊə.ɹi ɹɪɡd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to repair whatever is nearest with materials whose suitability remains untested. Mayela got jury-rigged and mended the bar stool with a coaster and a confident knot. jurymanned adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberative pace of a citizen deciding whether a plainly obvious case is proved. Lynise became jurymanned and took seven minutes to decide whether the crisps were communal. jurymasted adj. Drunk and standing upright by means of a temporary support, usually in conditions of some meteorological seriousness. Luisdaniel was jurymasted against the bar, awaiting calmer conditions before attempting the stairs. juryo-kakued adj. Drunk enough to officiate disputes involving people who have not consented to participate in a tournament. Rashun became juryo-kakued and began signalling fouls between the kitchen and the hall. juryoed adj. Drunk to the point where every minor contest acquires rankings, ceremony, and a modest salary. Lahari got juryoed and graded the table's attempts to open the wine. jurypersonned adj. Drunk past the point of observing proceedings impartially, while continuing to request a unanimous verdict. Jerica was jurypersonned and polled the room on whether her handbag looked expensive. jurywomanned adj. Drunk beyond private conviction and inclined to assemble a panel before expressing it. Lachasity got jurywomanned and asked four strangers to assess the fairness of her bill.