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justicared (/ˈd͡ʒʌst.ɪ.kɑɹd/) adj. Of a drinker: drunk and administering judgment on the morning after, especially where toast is concerned. Analuiza was justicared, ruling that the burnt toast had plainly acted with intent. justiced (/ˈd͡ʒʌstɪsd/) adj. A drinker who has made the morning after an inquiry into fairness, evidence and the final biscuit. Erish was justiced, weighing the evidence before accusing anyone of eating the biscuit. justicemented adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after becomes court procedure, complete with exhibits and adjournments. Quentin was justicemented, presenting the empty bottle as evidence before breakfast. justicered adj. The state of being drunk and behaving, the morning after, as judge of every minor inconvenience. Jaiel was justicered, presiding over the household's dispute about the missing spoon. justices' justiced adj. Drunk to the extent of dispensing amateur verdicts from the corner of the pub, with confidence exceeding jurisdiction. Tedford became justices' justiced and fined the jukebox for crimes against melody. justiceshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of holding an imaginary office, and issuing directions nobody elected you to give. Piilani grew justiceshipped and appointed herself responsible for the pub's seating arrangements. justiceweeded adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading through the conversation with the quiet persistence of a perennial herb. Sowsan became justiceweeded and established herself beside the bar for the rest of the evening. justiciabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain every disagreement can be submitted to a court of competent jurisdiction. Dayatra got justiciabilitied and asked the landlord to hear the dispute over the last sausage roll. justicialismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every personal preference as a governing programme. Tahriq became justicialismed and announced a national policy on the pub's music. justiciared (/d͡ʒʌsˈtɪsi.ɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and administering justice to minor inconveniences with historical authority. Mikale was justiciared and sentenced the faulty tap to permanent public censure. justiciaried adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a private jurisdiction over every table within pointing distance. Bryleah grew justiciaried and ordered a reconsideration of the bill's disputed peanuts. justiciarshipped adj. Too drunk to distinguish an office from a pub stool, but quite prepared to conduct the business of both. Kylisha became justiciarshipped and heard complaints from three people waiting for the lavatory. justiciaryshipped adj. Having drunk enough to mistake social prominence for a formal judicial appointment. Tevyn became justiciaryshipped and expected the room to fall silent before his ruling on darts. justicidinned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can defend, and treating a minor chemical fact as a personal mandate. Alajia got justicidinned and insisted the house plant required a laboratory assessment. justiciesed adj. You have drunk enough to send formal instructions to the sheriff about a quarrel involving your own coat. Nyvaeh became justiciesed and directed the bouncer to enforce justice against a misplaced scarf. justicoated adj. Having drunk enough to face the morning after in a borrowed long coat, with historical dignity. Diasha was justicoated, wrapped to the knees and solemnly carrying one shoe.