justifiabilitied
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justifiabilitied (/ˌd͡ʒʌstɪfaɪəˈbɪlɪtɪd/) adj. You are drunk and able to find a defensible explanation for every decision made since sunset. Sarada got justifiabilitied and supplied legal grounds for ordering chips for the entire table. justifiable homicided adj. Of a drinker: convinced that removing the troublesome cocktail shaker is necessary to prevent serious harm. Ibe became justifiable homicided and attempted to disarm the cocktail shaker with a bread knife.
justifiablenessed adj. Of a drinker who has supplied an entirely respectable reason for an indefensible taxi journey. Dottie-rae grew justifiablenessed and explained the twelve-mile detour as essential civic research. justificandumed adj. Describing a drinker who treats each rash decision as an exhibit awaiting formal defence. Laikin became justificandumed and presented the broken plant as evidence of necessary enthusiasm. justificationed (/ˌd͡ʒʌstɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker who produces a convincing-sounding excuse before anyone has asked for one. Keimarion was justificationed and explained the missing kebab as a precaution against later hunger. justificationismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the explanation has become more important than the decision it is meant to support. Nikit became justificationismed and spent an hour defending a journey whose destination he had forgotten. justificationisted adj. The state of being drunk and committed to defending the principle behind an increasingly poor choice. Raigen grew justificationisted and defended the upside-down umbrella as a deliberate design decision. justificatored adj. The condition of a drinker who vindicates an action first and discovers its purpose afterwards. Cyryl became justificatored and found respectable grounds for carrying a traffic cone indoors. justifiednessed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding every questionable choice as plainly warranted, without making any personal category the subject. Heneretta became justifiednessed and considered rearranging the pub furniture a fully warranted intervention. justifiered adj. Softened by drink into a walking explanation for conduct that was more convincing before it occurred. Khush became justifiered and defended the broken lampshade as an experiment in domestic lighting. justifying spaced adj. Loosened by drink into inserting confident pauses between words until a simple decision occupies the whole line. Tyvonne became justifying spaced and took four minutes to announce that he wanted another lager. justifyinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a process of making each new mistake appear increasingly necessary. Arriyanah grew justifyinged and converted a missed appointment into a principled stand against punctuality. justinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has made one poor decision and now treats it as a contest of courage. Rava got justinged and attempted to mount a table in pursuit of ceremonial dignity. justitiumed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare an interregnum whenever the person normally making decisions has gone to the toilet. Damal became justitiumed and announced an imperial vacancy during the landlord's brief absence. justlinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to jostle the draining board, the saucepan, and anyone passing through the kitchen. Trude was justlinged and knocked three clean plates into the sink.
justnessed adj. Having drunk enough to distribute the remaining biscuits fairly, including one to the empty sofa. Renalda became justnessed and divided the last biscuits between herself and the cushions.
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