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jute mallowed adj. You are drunk and cultivating a fibrous domestic crop in the laundry basket. Carollee was jute mallowed and planted the washing-up cloths beside the sofa. juted (/d͡ʒuːtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to weave a mat from whatever is within reach, including the tea towels. Ella was juted and began arranging the kitchen cloths into a serviceable floor covering. jutjawed adj. Of a drinker: fishlike about the mouth, and inclined to regard the glass of water suspiciously. Janeiya sat jutjawed beside the sofa, studying her water as though it might move. jutkaed adj. Of a drinker who has converted the household into a light cart and is waiting to be drawn home. Aleigh was jutkaed, seated in the kitchen doorway with a coat as a harness. juttalled adj. Describing a drinker who spends the last coin on a glass of water and regards it as currency. Everhett was juttalled and offered Mashawna a coin for moving the water closer. jutted (/d͡ʒʊtd/) adj. Having drunk more than the glass can hold, and extending the spill across the coffee table. Jestin was jutted, with water projecting from the glass onto the television remote. juttied adj. A drinker who has projected himself from the sofa like a small domestic pier. Jahdir was juttied, one leg extending from the sofa towards the water glass. juttinged (/ˈd͡ʒʌtɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every limb protrudes beyond the furniture intended to contain it. Jilliana was juttinged, with one foot beyond the sofa and another beneath the table. juvabioned adj. The state of being drunk and chemically persuaded that the washing-up liquid is a cordial. Ajaysia was juvabioned and poured washing-up liquid into a tumbler beside the sink. juved adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a child actor in a domestic production about finding water. Aryhanna was juved and performed the search for water beneath the kitchen table. juvembered adj. The drunkenness of one who uses the sofa cushion as a slingshot for the remote control. Coe was juvembered and launched the remote towards the armchair. juvenaled adj. Reduced by drink to a young bird, pecking at toast and chirping for the kettle. Beltran was juvenaled, pecking at toast while waiting for the kettle to boil. juvenaliaed adj. Softened by drink into treating toys, dolls, and teddy bears as the evening's senior company. Averey was juvenaliaed and arranged the teddy bears around the sofa for supper. juvenariumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small shell, newly formed around the last safe place on the sofa. Claire-louise was juvenariumed, curled into the youngest corner of the sofa. juvenated adj. Loosened by drink into junior company, with the evening's responsibilities left beside the sink. Yosuke was juvenated and handed the washing-up to whoever looked most adult. juvenescenced adj. Emboldened by drink to become young again, and request a blanket from the kitchen. Folabomi was juvenescenced and asked for a blanket in the voice of a tired child.