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juvenile courted adj. Of a drinker: turning the sitting room into a tribunal where cushions are witnesses and the missing remote stands accused. Kimiah became juvenile courted and demanded evidence before allowing anyone to move the footstool. juvenile delinquencied adj. Drunk enough to undertake minor domestic offences, chiefly stealing the blanket and denying the kettle. Letecia was juvenile delinquencied and removed the blanket from the sleeping dog. juvenile delinquented adj. Drunk past the point of respecting household property, but not past returning the stolen cushion. Cheveyo was juvenile delinquented and hid the sofa cushion behind the fridge. juvenile detention centred adj. Drunk beyond escape, confined to the sofa with a glass of water and supervised by the cushions. Kemone was juvenile detention centred, unable to leave the sofa without official assistance. juvenile diabetesed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body requesting water while the drinker negotiates with the kitchen tap. Louiseann was juvenile diabetesed and stood at the tap considering its medical implications. juvenile halled adj. Describing a drinker who has been sent to the quiet corner for repeatedly borrowing crisps without asking. Olexus got juvenile halled and was relocated beside the fruit machine with a lemonade. juvenile hormoned adj. A drinker so far gone that every fresh round prevents the evening from reaching maturity. Manasa became juvenile hormoned and treated midnight as an ambitious rumour. juvenile offendinged adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps committing small pub offences, chiefly against other people's drinks. Nataja was juvenile offendinged after salting Kaena's pint and denying all knowledge. juvenile powdered adj. Reduced by drink to a face of theatrical freshness, beneath which the evening is plainly visible. Gamal looked juvenile powdered under the pub lights, though his ordering remained distinctly adult. juveniled (/ˈd͡ʒuːvənaɪld/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a prepubescent child carrying water across a carpet. Tamica was juveniled and crossed the sitting room with both hands around one glass. juvenilenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into the conviction that a paper hat confers authority. Lititia became juvenilenessed and appointed herself keeper of the birthday balloons. juveniliaed (/ˈd͡ʒuːvɪˈniːljəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into unfinished songs, abandoned sketches, and opinions written on beer mats. Amidat got juveniliaed and filled six beer mats with a promising but incomplete pub anthem. juvenilismed adj. Emboldened by drink to behave as though the pub were a playground with a closing time. Kennice got juvenilismed and challenged the fruit machine to settle an old disagreement. juvenilitied (/dʒuvəˈnɪlɪtid/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of somebody waiting for a coat, a taxi, and an idea. Adaugo was juvenilitied and took several minutes to choose between crisps and nuts. juvenilizationed adj. Drunk and reverting to the firm belief that every pub problem yields to a game. Ameer became juvenilizationed and proposed darts as the solution to the disputed bill. juvenocracied adj. Drunk to the extent of allowing the youngest person present to govern every movement, including the descent. Breanah got juvenocracied and accepted a teenager's instructions for negotiating the stairs.