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juvenoiaed (/ˈd͡ʒuːvənɔɪəd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard every new song, trainer, and phrase as a personal affront. Jaleel was juvenoiaed and objected to the playlist on grounds of recent manufacture. juvenoided adj. Drunk past the point of developing into a wiser version of yourself before last orders. Chrishna was juvenoided, remaining cheerfully unfinished beside the empty bowls. juvenophiliaed adj. Drunk beyond sensible admiration, praising every youthful idea as though it had saved the evening. Ervene became juvenophiliaed and sought the youngest table's opinion on the pub quiz. juvenophobiaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every younger customer appear to be organising against the carpet. Radric was juvenophobiaed and blamed the younger crowd for the draught near the bar. juviaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every hard, brown snack is treated as a brazil nut and cracked accordingly. Hennry was juviaed and attempted to open a beer nut with the seriousness of a brazil nut. juvied (/ˈd͡ʒyːvid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you parked in the corner, awaiting supervised transport home. Joshua-john was juvied by ten and entrusted with the pub's least breakable chair. juwansaed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring thorns in every conversation and sheltering beneath the nearest awning. Avanel was juwansaed, prickly about the bill and rooted firmly beside the umbrella stand. juwaubed adj. Drunk on the strength of a formal refusal, delivered repeatedly whenever another round is proposed. Merary was juwaubed, declining the next pint with considerable ceremony and no effect. juxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a small robbery of everyone's crisps under cover of conversation. Kiranjot was juxed, lifting crisps from three tables while maintaining an innocent expression. juxta-positioned adj. Drunk beyond maintaining any delimiter between conversation, furniture, and the person sitting beside you. Annavictoria became juxta-positioned against the sofa and addressed the adjacent cushion as an equal. juxtacapillary receptored adj. Drunk by closing time, and sensing the pub's atmosphere through the walls rather than through conversation. Cigi was juxtacapillary receptored, detecting the landlord's approach before anyone heard the keys. juxtadomained adj. Softened by drink into keeping the membrane close, and eventually resting against the skirting board. Ranya grew juxtadomained beside the radiator, maintaining a private border with the wall. juxtaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and supporting the conversation from between two increasingly uncertain arguments. Julianita was juxtaed by the third round, wedged between the jukebox and a disputed opinion. juxtaformed adj. Sharpened by drink into a laterally attached nuisance, waving one arm and asking for crisps. Suleima became juxtaformed beside the buffet, attached at the side and gesturing with a breadstick. juxtaglomerular apparatused adj. Loosened by drink into regulating each small domestic unit, chiefly by adjusting the kettle. Hussam was juxtaglomerular apparatused in the kitchen, supervising every cup with renal seriousness. juxtallocortexed adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the border between two conversations, contributing confidently to neither. Presli became juxtallocortexed between the speakers and offered both parties the same uncertain opinion.