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juxtanodinned adj. Slowed by drink to bind each passing thought to the nearest available surface. Thelma was juxtanodinned to the armchair, attaching every new idea before losing the previous one. juxtaoral organned adj. Drunk and keeping a small, important structure just beside the mouth, usually a napkin. Sausha was juxtaoral organned, with a napkin stationed beside her mouth like a clinical instrument. juxtaparanoded adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation has a short interval between one message and the next. Krenar was juxtaparanoded at dinner, leaving a conspicuous pause between each syllable and its successor. juxtaposered adj. Drunk enough to place unrelated things side by side and call the arrangement deliberate. Evannie was juxtaposered at the buffet, arranging a bread roll beside the flower vase. juxtaposinged adj. A drinker so far gone that unlike things — a shoe, a pint glass, a theoretical position — have been placed together and the arrangement regarded as self-evidently meaningful. Laritza was thoroughly juxtaposinged by midnight, the mantelpiece a testament to her compositional confidence. juxtapositioned (/ˌd͡ʒʌk.stə.pəˈzɪʃ.ənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that places grand declarations beside the immediate need for a wee. Tatayana was juxtapositioned, announcing a philosophy of love while standing beside the lavatory queue. juxtapositioninged adj. Drunk, with the result that every object acquires an unsuitable companion. Natascia was juxtapositioninged, placing the bread knife beside a houseplant and calling it balanced. juxtologied (/ˈd͡ʒʌkstɑləd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the arrangement of words into a subject, briefly, before sleep. Margery got juxtologied and lectured on sentence structure until the toast interrupted her. juyced adj. Drunk, with the result that obsolete spellings acquire an authority they plainly do not possess. Kathyjo got juyced and corrected the menu using forms abandoned centuries ago. juzailed adj. The state of being drunk and requiring a forked support for every sensible undertaking the next morning. Ebbony woke juzailed and used the chair back to steady herself while reaching for toast. juzzed adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing the evening into thirty portions, none of equal duration. Eithna became juzzed and divided the journey home into thirty solemn stages. jvaraed adj. Drunk on the strength of a feverish conviction that the room requires another round. Taygan was jvaraed, warm with conviction and requesting lager as though it were medicine. jwlred adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a shopkeeper closing up, one small object at a time. Danquan went jwlred and took four minutes to return a borrowed glove. jynged adj. Still drunk, and receiving the smallest bird as an omen of administrative consequence. Can was jynged in the morning, convinced the sparrow on the sill had brought official news. jynxed (/d͡ʒɪŋksd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish ill omen from a bird standing quietly on a branch. Haelee was jynxed by breakfast, asking whether the wryneck had always looked so accusatory. jyotirlingaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a pillar of light, or at least remain upright beside the lamp. Ceoladh was jyotirlingaed beside the lamp, radiant in theory and immovable in practice.