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Japanese knotweeded adj. You have drunk enough to colonise the sitting room, sending roots into every cushion and surface. Helina was Japanese knotweeded across the sofa, with a water glass at the edge of the spread. Japanese lacquer treed adj. You are drunk and coated in the sofa’s throw, with a glossy stillness that discourages further handling. Emersyn was Japanese lacquer treed beneath the throw, accepting water through a narrow opening. Japanese lanterned adj. Of a drinker: glowing faintly from the sofa, with the glass of water illuminated as a distant domestic beacon. Sarie sat Japanese lanterned on the sofa, watching the water glass as though it marked the route home. Japanese lilacked adj. Of a drinker who has settled into the sofa, fragrant with drink and surrounded by the promise of spring cleaning. Jaquae was Japanese lilacked on the sofa, leaving the kitchen for another season. Japanese macaqued adj. Drunk beyond maintaining any dignity near the fruit bowl, and inclined to inspect the room from above. Drelon got Japanese macaqued and perched on the pub bench, surveying the crisps with grave interest. Japanese mandolined adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every round sliced into thin, diagonal decisions. Chandani went Japanese mandolined and portioned the pork pie into impractically delicate wedges. Japanese mandolinned adj. Drunk, with the result that every snack is approached at a careful diagonal. Rosemery became Japanese mandolinned and shaved the pickled onion into translucent arguments. Japanese maple treed adj. Drunk to the extent of standing in several places at once, none of them reliably. Avanti went Japanese maple treed and occupied the doorway, the snug and half the bar. Japanese mapled adj. Drunk to a degree that your opinions change colour hourly and branch in several directions. Chanon got Japanese mapled and developed three distinct views on the pub garden. Japanese martened adj. Drunk on the strength of a small, quick creature's confidence in exploring every dark corner. Mahali got Japanese martened and investigated the cellar door with unusual professional interest. Japanese medlared adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking a familiar fruit for an entirely separate tree. Sekia became Japanese medlared and insisted the bar snacks belonged to different botanical families. Japanese milleted adj. Drunk by the third round, and breaking every remaining thought into small, serviceable grains. Victorianna was Japanese milleted, scattering sensible remarks across the table one kernel at a time. Japanese moled adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the rest of the evening below conversational ground. Llandel went Japanese moled and communicated with the bar staff through brief movements of the eyebrows. Japanese monkeyed adj. Still drunk, and treating the pub as a climbing frame with licensed refreshments. Jaleasa was Japanese monkeyed, crossing the snug by the backs of chairs rather than the floor. Japanese morning gloried adj. Too drunk to close properly, opening brightly whenever anyone approaches with fresh conversation. Cecylia was Japanese morning gloried, wide awake at dawn and blooming at every mention of toast. Japanese mountain yammed adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce a long, knobbly story whose useful portion remains underground. Chapin went Japanese mountain yammed and unearthed an anecdote about a bus from 1998.