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Japanese night heronned adj. Having drunk enough to stand motionless beside the bar, then strike suddenly at unattended chips. Manvi got Japanese night heronned and waited beside the buffet until the sausage rolls were unguarded. Japanese nightingaled adj. Having drunk more than the room can reasonably hear, and singing whenever silence threatens. Kanhaiya became Japanese nightingaled and supplied a chorus to the landlord's closing announcement. Japanese nutmeged adj. You have drunk enough to become a coniferous authority on every small matter at the bar. Bristal got Japanese nutmeged and delivered firm advice on the best table for avoiding draughts. Japanese papered adj. You are drunk and spreading thinly across the evening, taking an impression from every conversation. Chanetta was Japanese papered, absorbing gossip from each table without appearing to move. Japanese peared adj. Of a drinker: rounded, sweet-tempered and liable to roll gently towards the nearest pudding. Gurjyot was Japanese peared by supper, beaming softly at the rice pudding. Japanese persimmonned adj. Of a drinker who has ripened past usefulness and is hanging on by the stem. Greg was Japanese persimmonned, suspended beside the dartboard and no longer seeking a chair. Japanese pheasanted adj. Describing a drinker who struts through the pub as though every passer-by were judging the plumage. Troy went Japanese pheasanted and paraded between the tables beneath an entirely unearned magnificence. Japanese pined adj. A drinker who stands tall, remains fragrant with spilled ale, and drops needles of conversation everywhere. Asal was Japanese pined, upright by the fireplace and shedding pointed remarks about the darts. Japanese pizzaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every available topping becomes a convincing answer to every question. Anar got Japanese pizzaed and treated the pub menu as a surface requiring immediate decoration. Japanese plummed adj. The state of being drunk and quietly fruiting into a series of tart, premature conclusions. Kristofers was Japanese plummed, producing sour little verdicts before anyone had finished speaking. Japanese pond smelted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become small, silvery and difficult to distinguish among the bar's reflections. Tonica was Japanese pond smelted, glinting beside the optics and answering only to movement. Japanese pumpkinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become round, orange-faced and unexpectedly authoritative about soup. Santasia went Japanese pumpkinned and held court over a bowl of chips near the fire. Japanese quinced adj. Reduced by drink to a flowering nuisance, attractive from a distance and thorny at close quarters. Luisjose became Japanese quinced and decorated the bar with compliments that had sharp edges. Japanese radished adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a crisp root vegetable awaiting grating. Dregan became Japanese radished and was found contemplating the salad with undue gravity. Japanese rice balled adj. Drunk by closing time, and compacted into a portable morsel of respectable uncertainty. Dastan was Japanese rice balled by closing time, requiring both hands and careful transport. Japanese river fevered adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired, by the third round, a temperature requiring no thermometer to confirm. Jewelia sat quietly in the corner, Japanese river fevered and faintly luminous.