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Japanese stewartiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to blossom publicly, despite having no business resembling a tree. Trendon was Japanese stewartiaed, flowering beside the piano with ceremonial confidence. Japanese stiltgrassed adj. Slowed by drink to advance on tall, uncertain legs through territory that resists cultivation. Melaki was Japanese stiltgrassed, crossing the garden in slow, invasive increments. Japanese studiesed adj. Drunk and conducting exhaustive academic inquiry into matters settled before the first round. Kaysi became Japanese studiesed and opened a seminar on the correct use of the ashtray. Japanese sumacked adj. Drunk to the point where every surface promises lacquer, seasoning, or a regrettable rash. Jymon was Japanese sumacked, admiring the table's sheen and touching it repeatedly. Japanese sweet potatoed adj. You have drunk enough to become soft, earthy and unexpectedly difficult to remove from the sofa. Mariolita went Japanese sweet potatoed and required two colleagues and a cushion to reach the taxi. Japanese tissued adj. You are drunk and holding together admirably, though everyone nearby has been asked to handle you gently. Rogie became Japanese tissued and was passed between friends whenever the conversation changed rooms. Japanese titted adj. Of a drinker: small, restless and repeatedly calling attention to itself from the shrubbery. Marcia went Japanese titted beside the hedge, chirping observations at guests who had come for quiet. Japanese tree lilacked adj. Of a drinker who has flowered late, scented the room and shed conversation in every direction. Rodderick became Japanese tree lilacked after pudding, blooming beside the hostess and perfuming every exchange. Japanese wagtailed adj. Describing a drinker who cannot stop twitching at the rear whenever anyone mentions leaving. Sostenes was Japanese wagtailed near the exit, signalling departure while repeatedly missing the door. Japanese waxed adj. A drinker who has softened under heat and left everyone else to deal with the polish. Derius went Japanese waxed beside the radiator, while friends rearranged the furniture around him. Japanese weaselled adj. A drinker so far gone that every empty glass is investigated and every cupboard becomes communal. Izeal went Japanese weaselled through the kitchen, inspecting shelves while three friends guarded the biscuits. Japanese wolfed adj. The state of being drunk and behaving like an absent species whose return has become a social inconvenience. Mallorie went Japanese wolfed at the reunion, howling at the coat rack until Lea-jeanne found a taxi. Japanese yewed adj. The condition of a drinker who stands pleasantly evergreen while everyone else avoids the berries. Azma became Japanese yewed beside the bar, silent and ornamental until Luicana attempted to move him. Japanesed (/ˌd͡ʒæpəˈniːzd/) adj. Drunk and still carrying last night's social confidence into a morning that has withdrawn its consent. Leeland was Japanesed, greeting the postman warmly despite having met him twice already. Japanesenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a fixed air of significance and made the room accommodate it. Bhreagh went Japanesenessed during the toast, requiring Shinna to retrieve both the glass and the subject. Japaneseried adj. Reduced by drink to polished gestures, elaborate pauses and companions awaiting the practical explanation. Vena became Japaneseried over the bill, gesturing elegantly while Printes found the correct amount.