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JAFO'd adj. Drunk past the point of observing the morning after without attempting to operate it. Aliyana was JAFO'd, directing the kettle as though it were a departmental officer. JAG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor disagreement into a court martial. Tirzo got JAG'd over the ownership of a bowl of salted nuts.
JAK'd adj. Slowed by drink to a series of intracellular signals, each taking considerable time to reach its destination. Rahn was JAK'd and took several minutes to transmit the request for another packet of crisps. JAKied adj. Having drunk more than the nervous system can regulate, and finding the morning's signals poorly inhibited. Kalifornia woke JAKied, unable to persuade one hand that the kettle was already full. JAKinibed adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently inhibits every useful impulse, particularly the impulse to reconsider. Demingo became JAKinibed and suppressed all objections to ordering another round. JAM'd adj. Softened by drink into regarding a barely affordable extravagance as sound household budgeting. Caprice got JAM'd and put the entire table's cocktails on the monthly essentials list. JAPH'd adj. Sharpened by drink into producing an elaborate, unreadable solution whose purpose becomes apparent only after execution. Annaliyah got JAPH'd and explained her route home through a maze of nested pub receipts. JAQ'd adj. Softened by drink into answering every personal question as though completing a workplace survey. Deedgra got JAQ'd and supplied ratings for every conversation at the table. JAR helled adj. Loosened by drink into blaming incompatible versions whenever an otherwise simple conversation fails to run. Anwita got JAR helled and claimed the table had installed the wrong version of small talk. JAR'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating every conversation as a container for unfinished material and dubious contents. Wakely went JAR'd and packed three unrelated proposals into a single speech. JASM'd adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself assistant to an authority nobody else has identified. Tyania got JASM'd and began issuing instructions beside the coat check. JATO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring booster assistance to leave the premises promptly. Emiliann was JATO'd and needed a running start from the bar staff. JAV'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the private recollection from the public account of it. Retha was JAV'd by breakfast, describing the taxi journey to people who had not asked. JAX'd adj. Drunk in a way that passes messages between the mouth and the feet in incompatible formats. Doga was JAX'd, sending clear instructions downstairs while remaining firmly upstairs. JB'd adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken an obviously unsuitable acquaintance for a legitimate romantic prospect. Miggie got JB'd and attempted a tender introduction to someone waiting for their daughter.
JBIG'd adj. Emboldened by drink to compress a complicated account until only a recognisable outline survives. Willmer got JBIG'd and reduced the evening's argument to three confident gestures.
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