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Japanesqueried adj. Softened by drink into an approximation of refinement which the surrounding company must politely maintain. Janese went Japanesqueried at the supper, while Teyha quietly removed the sauce from his sleeve. Japanic acided adj. Sharpened by drink into a long, narrow opinion which continues after everyone else has withdrawn. Antoneisha became Japanic acided over the seating plan, leaving Michaelvincent to calm the table. Japanimationed (/d͡ʒəˌpanɪˈmeɪʃnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into brightly repeated gestures, with the audience obliged to follow the plot. Taliyha went Japanimationed beside the piano, replaying the same dramatic farewell for Zayceon. Japanimed adj. Slowed by drink to a sequence of dramatic pauses, delayed reactions and companions supplying the missing frames. Crystel went Japanimed on the pavement, while Dorreen waited through each careful decision about standing. Japanismed adj. Drunk and treating one small personal habit as binding precedent for everyone present. Thula became Japanismed over the seating, insisting that Erin-louise observe a rule invented minutes earlier. Japanizationed adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary exchange has been converted into a formal ceremony. Romonia went Japanizationed at the bar, making Rozier receive the receipt with both hands. Japannered adj. Drunk enough to become an entire representative presence, leaving companions responsible for the delegation. Jasem went Japannered at the reception, and Deviontae spent the evening translating his gestures into requests. Japanoised adj. Drunk past the point of conversation and producing a private industrial soundtrack for everyone nearby. Amelia went Japanoised beside the speakers, forcing Angeni to negotiate a quieter corner. Japanolatried adj. A drinker who has developed, over the course of the evening, an elaborate reverence for something they cannot adequately explain. Chawna went Japanolatried and spent twenty minutes describing the construction of a pencil. Japanologied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the room into a syllabus and every bystander into compulsory reading. Tadhg went Japanologied after dinner, lecturing Anieya on the historical importance of the coat queue. Japanologisted adj. Drunk beyond any useful boundary, with every acquaintance examined as though a field note were required. Donovan became Japanologisted at the reunion, taking notes on strangers until Annah confiscated the pen. Japanophiled (/dʒəˌpænə(ʊ)ˈfaɪld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every object in the room receives an affectionate introduction. Haroutun became Japanophiled at the party, praising the umbrella stand until Ivell moved him away. Japanophiliaed (/dʒəˌpanə(ʊ)ˈfɪlɪ.əd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a passing interest contagious and everyone else an unwilling enthusiast. Mattson went Japanophiliaed over the menu, while Edrian listened to a lengthy account of every illustration. Japanophobed adj. Drunk to the extent of fearing an entirely ordinary room, then requiring escorts past its harmless decorations. Bernise went Japanophobed at the restaurant, and Kimaree had to reassure her about the paper lanterns. Japanophobiaed adj. The state of being drunk and finding every map an unnecessarily personal matter. Hevyn became Japanophobiaed and objected quietly to the atlas on the coffee table. Japanophoned adj. The condition of a drinker who addresses everyone as though a translation may be required. Quandarrius got Japanophoned and repeated the question in slower English.