Japantowned
Jaredited

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Japantowned adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a familiar neighbourhood as a destination requiring a guidebook. Damone became Japantowned and spent twenty minutes locating the pub he was sitting in. Japhetanned adj. Reduced by drink to tracing the family tree back further than the conversation warrants. Dianie got Japhetanned and began assigning biblical ancestry to everyone at the table.
Japhethited adj. Sharpened by drink into producing an ancestry for anyone who stands still long enough. Vsevolod got Japhethited and supplied three generations for the barman. Japhetianed adj. Softened by drink into accepting a very distant relative as immediate family. Verton became Japhetianed and invited an acquaintance to Christmas on genealogical grounds. Japhetited adj. Loosened by drink into accepting descent from an ancestor several thousand years too early. Madhavi became Japhetited and revised her family history between courses. Japinoed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim a remarkably complicated ancestry without being asked. Maleik got Japinoed and explained his family tree to the cloakroom attendant. Japinoyed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every family connection requires a diagram. Inessa became Japinoyed and drew the family tree on the back of a receipt. Japodesed adj. Too drunk to remain by the coast, and now seeking higher ground in the café next door. Isais got Japodesed and relocated from the bar to a hill of discarded coats. Japonaised adj. Reduced by drink to an almond meringue dessert: brittle at the edges, soft beneath, and unsuitable for travel. Amrinder appeared Japonaised, crumbling slightly beside the untouched breakfast. Japonicaed (/d͡ʒəˈpɑn.ɪˌkəd/) adj. Drunk and flowering conspicuously in one corner, preferably in red or white. Zakiya was Japonicaed beside the conservatory radiator, blooming quietly into the furniture. Japonismed adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently redesigning ordinary surroundings in an imagined Japanese style. Thlema became Japonismed and rearranged the pub's chairs into an austere composition. Japscated adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary subjects seem insufficiently undignified. Ness became Japscated and introduced the matter during the cheese course. Japydesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the route home for an inland migration of historical importance. Brax got Japydesed and crossed the car park as though leaving the Adriatic behind. Jaraied adj. Drunk enough to become an unhelpfully definite answer to a general question. Monterrious got Jaraied and answered every enquiry with a single confident name. Jarawaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one gathering from another. Neaveh became Jarawaed and attempted to leave with people from the next party.
Jaredited adj. Drunk beyond the point where an ancient family history seems especially relevant. Lilymae got Jaredited and traced the seating plan to a remote ancestor.
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