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Java mouse-deered adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying remarkably little of the staircase at any one moment. Alazea was Java mouse-deered and descended with the concentrated delicacy of a small hoofed animal. Java peppered adj. Still drunk, and scattering small sharp corrections through every step and sentence. Kamra was Java peppered and corrected her balance with several brisk gestures. Java sparrowed adj. Sufficiently drunk to perch wherever possible, and to make a small noise before attempting stairs. Almyra was Java sparrowed and perched on the banister before answering the question. JavaBeaned adj. Having drunk more than the body's standard getters and setters can safely accommodate. Riven was JavaBeaned and spent the evening retrieving balance, then setting it somewhere else. JavaScripted (/ˈdʒɑː.və.skɹɪptd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make every movement event-driven, asynchronous, and poorly documented. Emiree got JavaScripted and clicked twice at the stair rail before proceeding. JavaScriptered adj. Of a drinker: changing direction whenever addressed, and leaving the sentence unfinished on the stairs. Jraya was JavaScriptered and turned towards every voice without reaching any destination. JavaScriptinged adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to write a new function for each separate stumble. Thomesa was JavaScriptinged and appeared to invent fresh footwork at every landing. Javaed (/ˈd͡ʒɑːvəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining upright when a chicken has been mentioned. Rily was Javaed and flapped at the banister while insisting the landing was level. Javamanned adj. Drunk, with the result that the route home is mapped in several incompatible versions. Virgilio was Javamanned and offered three competing routes to the taxi rank. Javan mudsnaked adj. Drunk to the extent of reaching the taxi in a low, patient series of negotiations. Neiva was Javan mudsnaked and took the pavement in several careful undulations. Javan mynaed adj. Drunk on the strength of repeating the last remark to everyone waiting for their coats. Emersynn was Javan mynaed, returning each conversation to the same borrowed phrase. Javan rhinocerosed adj. Drunk by the third round, and thereafter difficult to redirect from the bar towards home. Maxim was Javan rhinocerosed, impervious to suggestions that the evening had ended. Javan rhinoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing towards the exit with considerable commitment and little steering. Natishia was Javan rhinoed and displaced three umbrellas on the way to the door. Javan tigered adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving a vanished evening through increasingly confident recollection. Mubashir was Javan tigered and described the final round as though it had happened yesterday. Javan tubercle snaked adj. Still drunk, and proceeding home by a sequence of small, unusually deliberate adjustments. Almanzo was Javan tubercle snaked, negotiating each paving stone separately. Javaneed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the last order from the first invitation to continue. Shatira got Javaneed and treated the closing bell as a suggestion.