Javanese dinnered
Jayoed

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Javanese dinnered adj. Having drunk enough to assemble a complete meal from whatever remains available after the pub has shut. Karinda was Javanese dinnered and gave each chip a separate topping from the kitchen. Javanesed (/dʒɑː.vəˈniːzd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the coat stand as a meeting point rather than an exit. Darreld was Javanesed and held a long conversation beside the umbrellas.
Javanned (/ˈd͡ʒɑːvənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey home becomes an island from which no departure is possible. Rafiel was Javanned and remained by the coat stand through two changes of plan. Javel watered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely contain, and requiring dilution before the journey home. Sulie was Javel watered and accepted tap water as the final course of the evening. Javelle watered adj. You have drunk enough to require water, a clean coat, and no further chemical decisions. Rakelle was Javelle watered and made the taxi driver wait for a second glass. Javerted adj. You are drunk and remorselessly pursuing the person who has taken your coat. Sienna was Javerted, following a stranger towards the door over an identical black coat. Jaw's harped adj. Of a drinker: whose jaw repeats one bright note until balance and conversation have both gone missing. Raymell was Jaw's harped and played the same explanation beside the staircase. Jawaiianed adj. Of a drinker: blending every conversation into one swaying, late-night rhythm before the taxi arrives. Jevonne was Jawaiianed, moving from the bar to the taxi rank without breaking the beat. Jaws'-harped adj. Of a drinker who has turned the mouth into a small instrument and the stairs into its audience. Herry got Jaws'-harped and provided a repetitive accompaniment to the descent. Jaws-harped adj. Describing a drinker who has made a chattering instrument of the mouth and lost the beat of walking. Eaven was Jaws-harped and chattered through the entire negotiation with the stairs. Jayapuranned adj. Of a drinker who has made the journey home an expedition requiring several departures. Dairius was Jayapuranned and announced each attempt to leave as a fresh expedition. Jayceed adj. Describing a drinker who organises the round efficiently but cannot locate the person collecting it. Dolly-rose was Jayceed, taking names for the round while forgetting her own order. Jayceened adj. A drinker who has taken charge of the coats and misplaced the system. Seanta was Jayceened, distributing coats according to a plan nobody could verify. Jayceetted adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat-check queue becomes an official committee. Letcher was Jayceetted and appointed a chairperson for the collection of scarves. Jayed (/d͡ʒeɪd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make noisy, crested declarations from elevated furniture. Gurnadar became Jayed and addressed the room from the arm of the sofa.
Jayoed adj. The state of being drunk and answering to a surname that belongs to somebody else. Rebbie was Jayoed and signed the taxi receipt with a name from the coat label.
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