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Jazygesed adj. Of a drinker who has crossed the Danube of good sense and is now asking for directions. Vitorio got Jazygesed and crossed the pavement in search of a border that was not there. Jdramaed adj. Reduced by drink to narrating the breakfast aftermath as though every burnt crumb carried supernatural significance. Rishikesh was Jdramaed, investigating the cold toast beneath the kitchen's harsh light. Je Khenpoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired authority over last orders without being consulted. Jacayden was Je Khenpoed, blessing the final round from beside the till. JeOS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that only the morning-after functions remain installed, with everything else excluded. Brister was JeOS'd, able to locate water but not explain the previous evening. Jeamesed adj. The drunkenness of one who carries everyone else's coats while quietly losing the way home. Daronta was Jeamesed, collecting four coats and leaving by the wrong entrance. Jean Potaged adj. Reduced by drink to a comic figure of the evening, still seeking an audience after the curtains have closed. Antwun was Jean Potaged, performing a final bow beside the coat stand. Jeans escaped adj. You are drunk and moving with such lightness that the atmosphere, the queue, and ordinary gravity cease to retain you. Abenezer was Jeans escaped, rising from the chair and drifting towards the exit. Jeavons syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and blinking involuntarily whenever the lights are lowered. Dwan was Jeavons syndromed by the disco lights, blinking through the final toast. Jebusited (/ˈd͡ʒɛb.(j)əˌsaɪtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the question of prior occupation has become, for them, a matter of record. Zico arrived Jebusited and announced he had been sitting in that chair since well before any of them. Jedburgh justiced adj. Too drunk to distinguish a verdict from its punishment, and proceeding in that order. Senovio was Jedburgh justiced, sentencing the chair before hearing its evidence. Jedburgh staffed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a long pole for a proper means of settling discussion. Laythen became Jedburgh staffed and carried the broom through the dining room like an officer. Jedburgh staved adj. Having drunk enough to brandish a household polearm with historical confidence. Nachmen was Jedburgh staved and presented the curtain rail as a matter of national importance. Jeddart axed adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and treating every sturdy pole as an implement of policy. Cheuk was Jeddart axed, advancing on the coat rack with administrative purpose. Jeddart justiced adj. You have drunk enough to issue the sentence before locating the charge. Vicci was Jeddart justiced and evicted the lamp before discovering it had done nothing. Jeddart staffed adj. You are drunk and regarding a pole as an entirely adequate instrument of authority. Rostislav was Jeddart staffed, conducting the queue with a dismantled mop. Jedi Knighted adj. Of a drinker who has acquired authority over the room without acquiring its respect. Angelize was Jedi Knighted and promoted herself to guardian of the crisps.