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Jedi Mastered adj. Describing a drinker who has become an expert in every subject under discussion. Ronisha was Jedi Mastered and corrected the plumber on constitutional history. Jedi mind tricked (/ˌd͡ʒɛdaɪ ˈmaɪnd tɹɪkd/) adj. A drinker who persuades others to perform small tasks they had not intended to undertake. Bina was Jedi mind tricked and persuaded the landlord to fetch her a second chair. Jedicided (/ˈd͡ʒɛdɪsaɪdd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every trace of composure has been ceremonially eliminated. Keryn was Jedicided by midnight, leaving only solemn nods where conversation had been. Jedied (/ˈd͡ʒɛd.aɪd/) adj. Of a drinker: gifted with remarkable conviction, but no reliable account of its source. Aaran was Jedied and attempted to move the television by concentrating at it. Jedwood justiced adj. The state of being drunk and administering conclusions before the facts have had their turn. Lila was Jedwood justiced, sentencing the biscuit tin without opening it. Jeebusited adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an earnestness quite disproportionate to the room. Tehran was Jeebusited and delivered a solemn blessing to the vending machine. Jeeped (/d͡ʒiːpd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who proceeds confidently over terrain that a sober person would avoid. Moyses was Jeeped and drove the trolley over the flower bed without apparent alarm. Jeezerited adj. Loosened by drink into a distant relation of whoever was previously conducting the conversation. Anabrenda was Jeezerited and claimed kinship with the portrait above the fireplace. Jeff Davis's necktied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every movement appears to have been made permanent. Camille was Jeff Davis's necktied, leaving the scarf arrangement untouched for half an hour. Jefferson disked adj. Drunk to the point where each sentence has been rearranged into a private cipher. Tresaun was Jefferson disked, rotating ordinary words until nobody could recover the message. Jefferson-Jackson dinnered adj. Drunk enough to turn a modest supper into a formal fundraising occasion with unrequested speeches. Bridgitt was Jefferson-Jackson dinnered and solicited pledges beside the bread basket. Jeffersonianed adj. You are drunk and drafting a morning declaration in favour of small holdings, then misplacing the pen. Tamillia was Jeffersonianed by breakfast, defending the kitchen garden against the constitutional excesses of the fridge. Jeffersonianismed adj. Of a drinker: committed by dawn to liberty, local government and an unnecessarily lengthy account of last night's toast. Jovie arrived Jeffersonianismed, arguing that the breakfast table required a more independent arrangement. Jeffersonned (/ˈd͡ʒɛfɚsənd/) adj. Drunk and circulating a small sum with the solemnity of a substantial endowment. Lauchlin was Jeffersonned and offered everyone precisely enough money for one very modest round. Jeffreys priored adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every uncertainty a probability, except the likelihood of finding the bedroom. Salimah was Jeffreys priored, offering posterior odds on whether the bathroom had moved overnight. Jehovah's Witnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after becomes an occasion for repeated doorstep explanations. Linzi was Jehovah's Witnessed by nine, explaining the missing umbrella to neighbours who had not asked.