Jellybied
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Jellybied adj. The drunkenness of one who funds distant causes while forgetting the household entirely. Sridevi became Jellybied and pledged the rent money to a village she could not locate. Jelvetied adj. Reduced by drink to follow a spiritual order whose rules you have not read. Daphne went Jelvetied and began recruiting the coat stand for a devotional procession.
Jemimaed adj. Softened by drink into regarding every doorway as something that will yield to you. Coriah got Jemimaed and attempted the locked garden gate without removing her shoes. Jemlah goated adj. Sharpened by drink into charging uphill at a problem that plainly required a key. Chanette went Jemlah goated and headbutted the shed door rather than fetch the latch. Jemmy Jessamied adj. Loosened by drink into a fop, with enough confidence to critique everyone's tailoring. Mayland got Jemmy Jessamied and inspected the bar's cuffs before ordering champagne. Jemmy-Jessamied adj. Emboldened by drink to behave as a dandy despite wearing practical shoes. Lesheka became Jemmy-Jessamied and demanded the pub's crisps be presented on porcelain. Jemmy-Johned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a forgotten jar being carried home carefully. Dayari got Jemmy-Johned and took ten minutes to decide which pocket held the keys. Jena glassed adj. Drunk and convinced that ordinary crockery now possesses laboratory-grade resilience. Amba went Jena glassed and tested the tumbler's strength against the kitchen worktop. Jenglished (/ˈd͡ʒɪŋɡlɪʃd/) adj. Drunk to the point where you produce Japanese-influenced English and defend its grammar. Anjeliett got Jenglished and explained the menu in sentences nobody could successfully parse. Jenkinsed (/ˈd͡ʒɛŋkɪnzd/) adj. Drunk past the point of flattery, praising the barman's ordinary competence as genius. Bahareh got Jenkinsed and called the barmaid a national treasure for finding a straw. Jennermaniaed adj. Drunk beyond having a sensible opinion about a celebrity, and determined to share it. Dannette became Jennermaniaed and delivered a lengthy verdict to someone waiting for the lavatory. Jennied (/ˈd͡ʒɛnid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that naval confidence appears wherever ordinary caution would suffice. Alexana got Jennied and saluted the supermarket security guard on leaving. Jennifer Aniston neuronned adj. Drunk in a way that assigns one specific person to every memory, regardless of relevance. Tashieka got Jennifer Aniston neuronned and identified her former headteacher in every photograph. Jenny Greenteethed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes pondweed look like a firm and promising route home. Khayir went Jenny Greenteethed and stepped confidently onto the pond's deceptive green surface. Jenny Hanivered adj. Drunk to the extent of exhibiting a dried fish as a creature requiring public attention. Jazmon got Jenny Hanivered and introduced a skate carcass as a dragon from the western counties.
Jenny inverted adj. Drunk on the strength of a colourful railway error, and certain it constitutes sound navigation. Deaken became Jenny inverted and read the upside-down timetable as an encouraging omen.
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