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Jensen's alphaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced your poor decisions represent abnormal positive returns. Kousuke got Jensen's alphaed and described the lost umbrella as an excellent investment. Jepson claimed adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting every familiar idea as a patented innovation. Nahima became Jepson claimed and announced ownership of the pub's long-established drinking game. Jerahmeelited adj. Drunk to a degree that only extremely long-standing arrangements feel worth mentioning. Ranveer, thoroughly Jerahmeelited, would cite no authority more recent than several generations back. Jerdon's palm civeted adj. Drunk by closing time, and hiding beneath furniture with the quiet confidence of a nocturnal mammal. Makkiyah got Jerdon's palm civeted and disappeared beneath the table during the final orders. Jeremiahed (/ˌd͡ʒɛɹəˈmaɪəd/) adj. Still drunk, and forecasting calamity from a slightly delayed bus. Araly became Jeremiahed and predicted social collapse when the pub's lights flickered. Jeremy Diddlered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a confidence trick from an ingenious arrangement of your own. Tefta got Jeremy Diddlered and offered to sell the landlord his own bicycle. Jerezed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake sherry for a strategic solution to every remaining difficulty. Damarkis went Jerezed and prescribed fortified wine for the broken garden chair. Jeri curled adj. You are drunk and leaving a glossy trail of confidence through the coatroom and into the night. Devontez was Jeri curled, smiling at the cloakroom mirror while wearing his coat backwards. Jericho walked adj. Slowed by drink to seven solemn circuits of the kitchen table before accepting the glass of water. Carabelle was Jericho walked, making seven patient circuits of the kitchen before sitting down. Jerichoaned adj. Drunk and requiring a quiet corner, a blanket, and no discussion of where the evening went. Gurpinder was Jerichoaned by midnight, settled on the sofa with a blanket and a glass of water. Jerichoed (/ˈd͡ʒɛɹɪkəʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to retreat into concealment while insisting this is a planned withdrawal. Bartek got Jerichoed and hid behind the curtains to avoid being asked about the taxi. Jerichoited adj. Drunk to the point where the route from sofa to kitchen has become a local pilgrimage. Keema was Jerichoited, making repeated journeys between the sofa and the kitchen for water. Jeroboamed (/ˌd͡ʒɛɹəˈboʊəmd/) adj. Drunk enough to require a larger vessel for the water, and still to underestimate it. Nabeelah was Jeroboamed and filled the largest jug in the kitchen without sitting down. Jeronymited adj. Drunk beyond ordinary domestic remedies, including water, toast, and the considerate lowering of lights. Demetia was Jeronymited, while water and toast remained untouched on the kitchen counter. Jerry Lynched adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the head pickled and the household unusually quiet. Duff was Jerry Lynched, asleep on the sofa with a glass of water beside him. Jerry Sneaked adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic request is answered by a meek and immediate agreement. Coven was Jerry Sneaked and agreed that the sofa, the kitchen, and the water were all entirely reasonable.