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JBOD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a loose collection of hard, uncoordinated opinions. Brooxie was JBOD'd, each objection spinning independently while the discussion went nowhere. JBS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and organising the kitchen into several unrelated departments. Yvonda was JBS'd, assigning the glasses, cushions and biscuits separate responsibilities. JC virused adj. Slowed by drink to the point where several separate thoughts occupy the same inadequate processing space. Janesia got JC virused and took a full minute to identify the glass in her hand. JC'd adj. Drunk and conducting a juvenile court beneath the kitchen table over ownership of the last biscuit. Mustafe was JC'd and summoned Bella-maria to answer for moving the biscuits. JCB'd adj. Drunk and proceeding with the confidence of heavy machinery, regardless of what stands in the way. Georginia got JCB'd and cleared a path through the chairs without consulting their owners. JCC'd adj. Still drunk, and requiring a communal space before attempting any further movement. Tondria was JCC'd, gathering everyone in the corridor to supervise one careful step. JCP'd adj. Drunk beyond any agreed process, with each attempted step requiring a new committee. Markisa was JCP'd and convened briefly with the stairs before sitting on the landing. JCR'd adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the common room into a committee and himself into its chair. Feliciti became JCR'd and called a meeting about the distribution of bar snacks. JD'd adj. The state of being drunk and cross-examining the barmaid over the admissibility of another round. Rayniyah was JD'd, presenting hearsay about the missing peanuts as evidence. JDAM'd (/ˈd͡ʒeɪˌdæmd/) adj. Drunk enough to make a direct approach to one chosen companion, bypassing every intervening conversation. Carmaleta crossed the crowded room JDAM'd, heading straight for the person holding the last clean glass. JDLR'd adj. Drunk enough to find ordinary arrangements inexplicably strange, and to correct them with confidence. Normen got JDLR'd and moved the salt because the table's geometry felt suspicious. JDN'd adj. Emboldened by drink to assign every event a precise numerical place in history. Akierra became JDN'd and dated the argument to a Tuesday several centuries ago. JDSN'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordination, yet confidently assuming responsibility for everyone else's spiritual welfare. Keeanna got JDSN'd and gave the youth group leader a sermon about choosing puddings wisely. JDramaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has given the morning a full televised plot, with tension in every pause. Adero was JDramaed, finding betrayal in the order of mugs left by the sink. JE'd adj. Still drunk, and entering the morning as though each forgotten event required its own numbered record. Iassac was JE'd, assigning a separate note to the taxi, the kebab and the missing shoe. JEB'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a minor irritation from a medical paper. Meanne was JEB'd and examined a red mark as though preparing a case report.