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Jerry curled adj. Of a drinker: polished in appearance, loosely organised, and no longer certain which coat is theirs. Kvin was Jerry curled by last orders, glossy enough to attract attention and dishevelled enough to lose his ticket. Jersey Gianted adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying the sofa broadly and refusing to be folded away. Quamae was Jersey Gianted, spread across the sofa with a blanket over one shoulder. Jersey barriered adj. Drunk on the strength of a kitchen obstacle, having placed chairs between oneself and further drink. Mardochee was Jersey barriered and arranged three kitchen chairs between himself and the drinks cabinet. Jersey bumped adj. Drunk by closing time, and using the kitchen counter as a dependable traffic barrier. Layad was Jersey bumped against the kitchen counter, unable to locate the glass in his hand. Jersey clubbed adj. Still drunk, and supplying a fast, bouncy rhythm by knocking a spoon against the kitchen worktop. Kamilly was Jersey clubbed, tapping a spoon against the worktop while Cardae fetched water. Jersey creamed adj. Too drunk to separate the biscuit from its filling, or the evening from the sofa. Persell was Jersey creamed and attempted to eat a biscuit without opening the packet. Jersey elmed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the kitchen plant for a familiar tree and address it courteously. Marena was Jersey elmed and apologised to the kitchen plant before taking the sofa. Jersey girled adj. Having drunk enough to find bright cushions, large earrings, and the kitchen light mutually necessary. Breion was Jersey girled, wearing oversized earrings and rearranging the bright cushions. Jersey justiced adj. Having drunk more than the household can judge fairly, and sentencing the sofa to prolonged occupation. Rugile was Jersey justiced and sentenced herself to the sofa until the water took effect. Jersey lightninged adj. You have drunk enough to regard apple brandy as a domestic cleaning fluid. Alexxa was Jersey lightninged and proposed polishing the kitchen floor with apple brandy. Jersey toadflaxed adj. You are drunk and flowering inconveniently across the sofa, with one arm extended towards water. Alizea was Jersey toadflaxed across the sofa, one hand reaching towards the water. Jersey walled adj. Of a drinker: arranged across the sofa as a low barrier, separating the room from the drinks cabinet. Acob was Jersey walled across the sofa, preventing access to the drinks cabinet. Jerseyanned adj. Describing a drinker who has made the kitchen island a small, self-governing territory. Samet was Jerseyanned, presiding over the kitchen island with a glass of water. Jerseyed (/ˈd͡ʒɛrzed/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a mild, patient stare and an urgent interest in a bucket. Florella was Jerseyed on the sofa, gazing patiently at the glass of water. Jerseyited adj. A drinker who has settled beside the sofa with water, toast, and no immediate plans. Dayleen was Jerseyited beside the sofa, accompanied by toast and a glass of water. Jerseymanned adj. Drunk, with the result that you regard the nearest island as a reasonable destination on foot. Kenzie-leigh was Jerseymanned by closing time and asked whether the tide was in.