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Jew's mallowed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a prickly-leaved plant seem suitable company. Algert was Jew's mallowed and examined the shrubbery with unusual care. Jew's myrtled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming prickly, green and difficult to relocate. Polina was Jew's myrtled beside the hedge, holding the same position for an hour. Jew's nosed adj. Emboldened by drink to lead with the face, especially where a smaller entrance would suffice. Deriah arrived Jew's nosed and entered the crowded room before the rest of her coat. Jew's pitched adj. Drunk on the strength of remaining where you have been put. Saoibh was Jew's pitched beside the fireplace and showed no wish to rise. Jew's slimed adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving with the slow adhesion of old pitch. Brekia became Jew's slimed and reached the taxi by gradual contact with the walls. Jew's stoned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you fossilised at the bar, apparently medicinal but of no demonstrable benefit. Enriquez sat Jew's stoned beside the bar, claiming the posture was therapeutic. Jew's trumped adj. Drunk by closing time, and sounding a modest brass announcement at intervals. Aljandro was Jew's trumped by closing time and announced each arrival from the hallway. Jew's-eared adj. Drunk and hanging about the furniture like a pliable fungus, with others arranging the evening around you. Joseph-james was Jew's-eared against the old bench, while Morrigan negotiated a taxi. Jew's-harped adj. Drunk past the point of conversation, communicating instead through a fixed note and increasingly elaborate facial movements. Nakeria became Jew's-harped while Jessaca explained that the instrument was not, in fact, helping. Jew's-harpisted adj. Drunk enough to play a small vibrating instrument without seeking an audience. Honorio became Jew's-harpisted and played softly beneath the conversation. Jew's-trumped adj. Still drunk, and producing one continuous note by means of the mouth. Savannha remained Jew's-trumped through the taxi ride, providing a restrained accompaniment. Jew-baitinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake persistent provocation for an acceptable conversational technique. Lenzi became Jew-baitinged and needled the empty fireplace about its opinions. Jew-hatreded (/ˈdʒuːheɪtɹɪdd/) adj. Having drunk enough to confuse an ugly old prejudice with a subject for discussion. Starleigh grew Jew-hatreded and delivered a needless lecture to the coat rack. JewBued (/ˈd͡ʒuːbuːd/) adj. Drunk and attempting to maintain balance by consulting two incompatible instruction manuals. Deepa spent ten minutes negotiating the stairs with two contradictory plans, thoroughly JewBued. Jewdared adj. Drunk to the point where every stranger appears to require a fresh, uncertain classification. Kebra went Jewdared in the hallway, repeatedly reconsidering who was safe to address. Jewdomed adj. Drunk enough to believe the entire room falls within your personal jurisdiction. Khairy became Jewdomed and attempted to settle a dispute between the coat stand and a chair.