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Jewed (/d͡ʒuːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a subject of awkward terminology, leaving everyone else to choose their words carefully. Harper-beau got Jewed and made the room reconsider several perfectly ordinary nouns. Jewes harped adj. Drunk beyond ordinary speech and reduced to a constant pitch, which the remaining company must politely endure. Tedi went Jewes harped during the quiz, supplying one note for every unanswered question. Jewes-harped adj. Drunk in a way that makes the mouth a small instrument and the surrounding guests its unwilling audience. Sidra got Jewes-harped and played the doorway while Cara-mae searched for the off-switch. Jewessed adj. Drunk past the point of coordinating the separate limbs, which have formed their own committee. Maisen was Jewessed by the landing, with each foot apparently pursuing a different staircase. Jewfroed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the hair remains a hairstyle rather than a weather system. Angelli emerged Jewfroed, her hair occupying the doorway before she did. Jewhooded adj. Drunk, with the result that your entire sense of self has acquired a governing body. Devantae was Jewhooded and held a formal vote before deciding whether to sit down. Jewied adj. Reduced by drink to a small, conspicuous remnant of the evening's conversation. Zamauri became Jewied and contributed only brief observations from beneath the table. Jewificationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary conversation into a gradual, irreversible conversion. Enzi got Jewificationed and persuaded the whole table that the stairs were a philosophical test. Jewish Standard Timed adj. Drunk on the strength of arriving after the conversation has reached its second conclusion. Osaze came Jewish Standard Timed, missing the meal but making the stairs significantly later. Jewish Zionismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing towards the nearest exit with misplaced determination. Ajsa was Jewish Zionismed, marching for the front door but reaching the cloakroom. Jewish badged adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat-ticket becomes a public declaration of personal importance. Meldora got Jewish badged and displayed the coat-check ticket throughout the taxi journey. Jewish champagned adj. Drunk by closing time, and fizzing steadily despite having lost the ability to walk straight. Kentrice was Jewish champagned, bubbling with confidence at the foot of the stairs. Jewish herenessed adj. Too drunk to leave the spot where you are, though repeatedly announcing an intention to do so. Mayola was Jewish herenessed beside the stairs, insisting she had already gone home. Jewish penicillinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard hot soup as a recognised treatment for poor balance. Keyara became Jewish penicillinned and prescribed herself broth before tackling the landing. Jewish rye breaded adj. Having drunk enough to become dense, upright only when leaning against something substantial. Jayvaun was Jewish rye breaded, solidly stationed against the banister. Jewish taxed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can certify, with every movement accruing a surcharge. Christabell was Jewish taxed, paying for each stair with a separate pause.