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Jewsploitationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every minor mishap on the way home into a feature-length production. Cabella was Jewsploitationed, giving the taxi rank a dramatic account of losing her glove. Jezebel sauced adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a sharp condiment as supper and the taxi ride as an afterthought. Voncille was Jezebel sauced, eating sauce from a spoon while everyone searched for her coat. Jezebelled (/ˈd͡ʒɛzəˌbɛld/) adj. Still drunk, and scheming to turn a straightforward departure into several unnecessary detours. Konya was Jezebelled, hiding the taxi receipt so the party could continue elsewhere. Jezerited adj. Emboldened by drink to claim descent whenever an argument requires additional authority. Saloni was Jezerited and invoked a biblical ancestor to settle the question of parking. Jezo spruced adj. You have drunk enough to stand evergreen through the fare dispute and still point towards home. Trillium was Jezo spruced, upright in the taxi rank despite losing the address twice. Jezreelited adj. Having drunk enough to make the journey home feel like a return to a city remembered only in outline. Yuliani was Jezreelited, giving the taxi driver directions based on vanished landmarks. Jezzed (/d͡ʒɛzd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the coat pile as an invitation rather than a storage system. Emalei was Jezzed and left the pub wearing a raincoat belonging to someone at the next table. Jezzied adj. Having drunk more than the coat-check system can reasonably be expected to accommodate. Jaquavian was Jezzied and claimed three scarves at last orders, none of them his. Jharkhandied adj. You have drunk enough to treat every railway platform as a plausible route home. Angeleen was Jharkhandied and boarded the first train whose destination sounded familiar. Jheri curled (/ˈdʒɛɹi kɜɹld/) adj. Of a drinker who has made the evening glossy, loosely arranged, and difficult to return to its original shape. Rayshan was Jheri curled after the third round, smiling brightly at the wrong taxi. Jian wared adj. A drinker so far gone that the last round acquires a glaze, a shape, and a private importance. Keison was Jian wared, admiring the final pint as though its surface had been specially finished. Jiangshanianed adj. The state of being drunk and separated from the present evening by several distinct geological intervals. Cristien was Jiangshanianed by last orders and described the walk home as an ancient epoch. Jiangsunesed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a crowd of opinions about whose coat belongs to whom. Gavien was Jiangsunesed, organising the cloakroom into competing constituencies after the third round. Jibitoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the journey home a collective expedition with no agreed destination. Rashieka was Jibitoed, leading everyone from the pub while asking where they were going. Jicaqued adj. Reduced by drink to following the brightest available sign, particularly when it points away from home. Trevonte was Jicaqued and followed the off-licence sign after everyone else chose the station. Jicarillaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise determination to find the correct taxi, despite having lost the address. Shunell was Jicarillaed, interrogating every cab while holding the wrong set of keys.