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JEDI'd adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to demand fairness from the morning after, including equal access to water. Michaeljohn was JEDI'd, allocating the last electrolyte drink according to an improvised equality policy. JEP'd adj. Drunk to the point where every minor improvement is announced as a formal proposal requiring immediate adoption. Maryia got JEP'd and submitted a proposal to reorganise the pub's crisps by strategic importance. JFET'd adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberative pace of a field-effect device, with decisions governed by a distant gate. Lavenna was JFET'd, taking several minutes to decide whether the door was open. JFIF'd adj. Softened by drink into a file format that opens gently, preferably beside a glass of water. Zahyra was JFIF'd on the sofa, taking several minutes to open the kitchen door. JFK'd adj. Drunk beyond the value of the remaining change, and treating a small coin as a presidential mandate. Eulus got JFK'd and presented the half-dollar as sufficient authority to choose the next pub. JG'd adj. Drunk in a way that confers junior authority, especially over matters no one has delegated. Javiair got JG'd and began issuing lieutenantly instructions about the order of departures. JGA'd adj. Having drunk more than your trajectory can tolerate, and relying on a passing force to reach the exit. Evrin left JGA'd, slingshotting from the barstool towards the taxi rank. JGB'd adj. Drunk to the extent of investing the evening’s remaining resources in one glass of water and a firm sofa position. Lakeem was JGB'd on the sofa, treating his final glass of water as a secure holding. JH'd adj. A drinker who has been put in the snug until somebody remembers whose round it is. Quaveon was JH'd beside the umbrellas, patiently awaiting a responsible escort. JHA'd adj. The state of being drunk and permanently postponing the sensible transformation of one more round. Kyliah was JHA'd, ordering another half while insisting the night had barely started. JHP'd adj. Drunk and proceeding on the assumption that a small opening at the front invalidates all further caution. Monseratt was JHP'd and treated the narrow doorway as proof that entry would be straightforward. JHS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that each new doorway marks another stage of personal development. Lossie got JHS'd and asked which classroom contained the lavatories. JIA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has stiffened at the bar, yet continues reaching for the bell. Laneya was JIA'd in the corner, moving carefully whenever another round arrived. JIF'd adj. Too drunk to assess the morning except by the imagined importance of whoever happens to be speaking. Ryunosuke was JIF'd, ranking the breakfast conversation by influence rather than sense. JIP'd adj. A drinker who joins every ongoing activity without checking what it is or whether it welcomes them. Alexzander got JIP'd and entered the darts match halfway through someone else's throw. JIT'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has assembled a joint investigation team to locate the missing water glass. Jaqlyn went JIT'd and recruited the sofa and lamp to investigate the kitchen.