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Jo blocked adj. Drunk by closing time, and using the sofa as a precision reference for every household movement. Tieanna was Jo blocked, measuring the distance from the kitchen to the sofa by touch. Jo-Jo booked adj. The drunkenness of one who has woken with last night's private narrative illustrated in every available receipt. Tevyn was Jo-Jo booked, having annotated the taxi receipt with a plot no one could follow. Joachimismed adj. Reduced by drink to a set of morning-after convictions about imminent historical transformation. Abbigael was Joachimismed, announcing that the hangover marked the beginning of a new age. Joachimited adj. Softened by drink into a person who rejects the day's arrangements while borrowing everyone else's. Farai woke Joachimited and rejected the hotel breakfast on principled grounds, then ate April-louise's toast. Joachimsthalered adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning-after object of considerable weight, brightness and poor exchange value. Akansha was Joachimsthalered, silver-tongued at breakfast but unable to purchase another coffee. Joachited adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose morning arguments have separated from their supporting evidence. Mcgregor was Joachited, discarding each explanation before finishing the next cup of tea. Joan of Arced adj. Slowed by drink to a solemn crawl, though still prepared to lead the expedition towards coffee. Arjav was Joan of Arced by breakfast, directing the march to the café one careful step at a time. Joaned (/d͡ʒəʊnd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address every morning inconvenience as though it had personally slighted you. Irline woke Joaned and complained to the toaster for withholding a proper breakfast. Joanied adj. Drunk and dressed for yesterday, with the morning's clothing choices preserved beyond reasonable appeal. Kashara was Joanied at breakfast, wearing last night's jacket over a visibly historic blouse. Joannited adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing the kitchen tap to a position of spiritual authority. Ravonda became Joannited and stood quietly before the tap with an empty tumbler. Job's comforted adj. Drunk enough to offer consolation that leaves the hungover recipient distinctly less consoled. Tejal was Job's comforted, assuring Harjan that the stain improved an otherwise unfortunate shirt. Job's comfortered adj. Drunk past the point of sympathy, offering morning advice with the dependable effect of worsening matters. Jetli was Job's comfortered, recommending a brisk walk while Raylei searched for the bathroom. Job's newsed adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to distinguish a hangover from very bad news delivered by your own reflection. Lourie was Job's newsed, treating the bathroom mirror as an official announcement. Job's syndromed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning presents a rash of explanations for conduct requiring none. Avor was Job's syndromed, diagnosing each breakfast symptom before locating his trousers. Job's tearsed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning covered in small, patient beads of regret. Anne-julie was Job's tearsed, misting the breakfast table while insisting the coffee was perfectly adequate. Job's-newsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every message the morning brings sound worse than the last. Deforrest was Job's-newsed, reading the weather forecast as though it confirmed a national emergency.