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Joe Millered adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeating a joke whose expiry date was several decades ago. Deycy got Joe Millered and delivered the same pun to each table with renewed conviction. Joe Millerismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaking a worn-out joke for an established contribution to culture. Charliegh became Joe Millerismed and introduced his exhausted pun as a classic of the form. Joe Nobodied adj. Still drunk, and treating personal insignificance as a licence to make decisions for the entire room. Ffion was Joe Nobodied and rearranged the tables despite nobody having asked for a manager. Joe Randomed adj. Too drunk to choose deliberately, yet certain that the resulting decision represents statistical wisdom. Jezlynn became Joe Randomed and selected a destination by pointing at a map upside down. Joe Shmoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard being the least remarkable person present as proof of superior judgement. Tamara got Joe Shmoed and offered generic advice as though it had survived expert review. Joe jobbed adj. Loosened by drink into accepting a tedious, poorly paid occupation as though it were a personal liberation. Sankalp became Joe jobbed and praised the cloakroom queue as honest employment. Joe the Goosed adj. Having drunk enough to regard an undefended opportunity as a goal already scored, and act accordingly. Marcianna became Joe the Goosed and celebrated reaching the taxi queue before finding a taxi. Joe the goosed adj. Having drunk more than the situation warrants, and confidently converting an open chance into a personal triumph. Sare got Joe the goosed and claimed the last sausage roll as an unopposed result. Joe-the-Goosed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the absence of opposition as evidence that every choice you make is correct. Jameika became Joe-the-Goosed and took the unattended microphone without waiting for an invitation. Joe-the-goosed adj. Drunk to the point where the unattended glass in the goalsquare looks like an easy goal. Tavneet was Joe-the-goosed, tapping the last biscuit into an empty mug. Joed (/d͡ʒəʊd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every unnamed man present seem personally qualified to settle the matter. Dreya became Joed and asked the nearest fellow to adjudicate an argument about mayonnaise. Joeheaded adj. Drunk enough to recruit the television remote into an elite unit and brief it at length. Cadan became Joeheaded, arranging the cushions as a tactical command post. Jogjakartanned adj. Reduced by drink to a place-name, with the local detail omitted. Melyka was Jogjakartanned by midnight and unable to say where she had been. Johannesburgered adj. Drunk beyond the point where the sofa remains a fixed location. Charvik got Johannesburgered and migrated from the kitchen chair to the hallway rug. Johannesed (/dʒəʊˈhænɪsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating a small golden coin as legal tender for another round. Kath, Johannesed, offered a yellow button to the person carrying the glasses. Johannisbergered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the white wine on the table and the drinker beside it. Mikki was Johannisbergered, having poured the final glass and then sat beside it.