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JJJ'd adj. Having drunk more than the household’s furniture can safely withstand, and practising grappling on the sofa cushions. Jaylinn got JJJ'd and attempted a careful bout with the sofa’s largest cushion. JK'd adj. Sharpened by drink into treating elementary tasks as daring examinations of readiness. Vasilije became JK'd and approached the vending machine as though sitting an entrance test. JKD'd adj. Reduced by drink to evasive movement, improvised defence and a refusal to remain where placed. Arillia was JKD'd, slipping past the doorway whenever anyone attempted a sensible conversation. JLB'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to recover balance becomes an acrobatic sequence of three distinct errors. Reedie got JLB'd and crossed the dance floor through a private sequence of airborne decisions. JND'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the smallest change in circumstances becomes a major and confidently detected event. Mayvis got JND'd and declared the room substantially altered when someone moved a coaster. JNOV'd adj. Drunk to the extent of setting aside the correct verdict because personal certainty has acquired legal vocabulary. Jennylee got JNOV'd and overturned the table's unanimous decision to order chips. JNS'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every attempted feat unscored for insufficiency. Hedd was JNS'd and received no mark for the modest leap beside the bar. JO'd adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the morning's private arrangements for a matter requiring administrative assistance. Srinav was JO'd, offering unsolicited guidance on a perfectly ordinary locked bathroom door. JO1'd adj. You are drunk and performing the duties of a junior prison officer, chiefly by denying everyone exit. Georgina-leigh got JO1'd and began checking coats as though supervising a correctional facility. JOI'd adj. Drunk on the strength of written instructions that nobody present remembers requesting or following. Gabreella was JOI'd, consulting the back of a cereal packet as though it contained personal directions. JOMO'd (/ˈd͡ʒəʊməʊd/) adj. You are drunk and delighted that nobody expects you at the gathering you declined. Yanderi was JOMO'd and raised a glass to missing the village social. JP drained adj. Drunk on the strength of a single persuasive idea, then steadily emptied of the ability to retain it. Jeffory got JP drained and announced an excellent plan before losing it beside the lavatory. JP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to settle minor pub disputes with an air of official appointment. Aviyonna went JP'd and mediated a quarrel over the last pork pie. JP-1'd adj. Reduced by drink to a highly refined, inflammable version of oneself, best kept away from a match. Arunvir was JP-1'd and nearly set the quiet corner alight with opinions. JP-4'd adj. Softened by drink into a broad-cut social fuel that spreads through every conversation. Ocella was JP-4'd and diluted the evening with questions for complete strangers. JP-5'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a high-flashpoint conversational hazard for everyone within earshot. Ameenah was JP-5'd and turned a harmless toast into a formal accusation.