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Jovinianisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to oppose asceticism, particularly when the bar is preparing to close. Dorreen grew Jovinianisted at last orders and appealed for one final, non-ascetic round. Joy plotted adj. Having drunk enough to stack each repetition of the evening beneath the last like a mountainous ridge. Ramero was Joy plotted, recounting the same taxi failure in progressively higher layers. Joyceaned (/ˈd͡ʒɔɪsɪ.ənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the journey home can contain, and finding several meanings in the coat rack. Darcy-ella was Joyceaned by closing time and gave the cloakroom a lengthy interpretation. Joycianed adj. You have drunk enough to make the taxi receipt seem like a difficult modernist text. Dazani was Joycianed at the rank and read the fare aloud as though it concealed a plot. Jpopped adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic task acquires a catchy refrain and a delayed entrance. Loree was Jpopped, singing the same hook whenever the washing machine stopped. Ju kilned adj. You are drunk and fired to a hard, ceramic resolve beside the last-orders bell. Tanikia stood Ju kilned by the bar, refusing the taxi until the glaze had cooled. Ju wared adj. Of a drinker: fired, glazed, and too carefully handled for an unassisted journey home. Oluwatoyin was Ju wared at last orders, accepting the taxi as a necessary display case. Juan Doed adj. Of a drinker who has become anonymous after drink, especially to the person holding his coat. Kenndy was Juan Doed by closing time, identified only by the coat ticket in his pocket. Juanged adj. Describing a drinker who has become a plural matter before the rounds have finished. Devione was Juanged by last orders, requiring two friends and a single taxi. Juanita Doed adj. A drinker who has become anonymous after drink, with her destination known only to the taxi driver. Slavko found Moselle Juanita Doed beside the cloakroom, unable to identify her own ticket. Juaristaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the taxi rank becomes an occupation requiring organised resistance. Urania was Juaristaed by last orders and held the pavement against an advancing queue. Juba danced adj. The state of being drunk and stomping through the last round with both hands keeping time. Jalexi was Juba danced near the bar, slapping the table whenever another round appeared. Jubbulpore hemped adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a rattling, fibrous determination to reach home. Hanvitha was Jubbulpore hemped, dragging the evening behind her like a coarse rope. Juberg-Hellman syndromed adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun answering every last-orders announcement in brief, repeated jolts. Sairi became Juberg-Hellman syndromed at the bar, twitching towards each mention of taxis. Jubilate Sundayed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating an exceptionally distant date as a reasonable time to leave. Ksean became Jubilate Sundayed and scheduled his departure for a Sunday several weeks away. Jubilee clipped adj. Softened by drink into a circular grip on the evening that tightens whenever anyone mentions leaving. Cordula was Jubilee clipped to the bar, tightening her hold whenever the coats were collected.