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Jubileed adj. Drunk beyond restraint, declaring a personal emancipation and releasing everyone else from polite conversation. Tenicia went Jubileed and announced that all former disagreements were henceforth cancelled. Juched (/ˈd͡ʒuːt͡ʃeɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond accepting outside advice, with personal conviction elevated to a complete governing ideology. Hazelynn went Juched and rejected the taxi because she had developed her own transport policy. Jucheismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a self-reliance that rejects directions, lifts, and the sensible last bus. Silena became Jucheismed after closing and set off home without consulting either map or companion. Jucheisted adj. Loosened by drink into an adherent of his own plan for getting home, however impractical. Fennec went Jucheisted at last orders and refused the taxi in favour of an unexplained route. Jucy Lucied adj. Emboldened by drink to conceal a molten centre beneath an apparently composed exterior. Carvon was Jucy Lucied at last orders, calm until the first question released the contents. Judaeaned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a place of origin from a current table reservation. Jivraj became Judaeaned and insisted that the pub constituted an historic territory. Judaeocided adj. The state of being drunk and treating the morning after as an avoidable historical disaster. Hassam appeared Judaeocided, studying the empty glasses as though reconstructing an ancient catastrophe. Judaeophiled adj. Sharpened by drink into praising everyone at breakfast with unearned and indiscriminate devotion. Caine was Judaeophiled, complimenting the cashier's handwriting and the quality of the receipt. Judaeophilismed adj. Slowed by drink to regarding every morning object with patient, disproportionate fondness. Sigfrido was Judaeophilismed, admiring the spoon before attempting the coffee. Judaeophobed adj. Having drunk enough to fear the entire room on principles nobody has requested. Josilynn became Judaeophobed and regarded the Jewish studies shelf with considerable suspicion. Judaeophobiaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a genuine warning from an empty cereal packet. Lanajah was Judaeophobiaed, alarmed by the cereal packet's sudden collapse. Judahited (/ˈd͡ʒuː.dəˌaɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than a genealogical distinction can reasonably bear, and claiming descent from every ancestor mentioned. Mealla grew Judahited and supplied an elaborate pedigree to the barman. Judaic harped adj. You have drunk enough to repeat one small note until the company recognises its ritual significance. Ridhima became Judaic harped and played the tiny instrument between every sentence. Judaicaed (/d͡ʒuˈdeɪ̯.ɪ.kəd/) adj. You are drunk and treating every small object as though it required a catalogue entry. Animesh became Judaicaed and assigned accession numbers to the contents of the mantelpiece. Judaificationed adj. Of a drinker: converting every available object into a matter of religious classification. Snowy grew Judaificationed and gave the bar snacks a surprisingly formal taxonomy. Judaisationed adj. Describing a drinker who conforms every conversation to a newly discovered set of principles. Charlisse became Judaisationed and brought each topic back to first principles.