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Judeo-Christianed adj. Drunk, with the result that two incompatible systems of moral accounting are applied to the same bar tab. Jahir became Judeo-Christianed and divided the bill according to two separate traditions. Judeo-Christianitied adj. A drinker who wakes convinced every moral question can be settled before breakfast. Eugenia was still making solemn distinctions over toast, thoroughly Judeo-Christianitied. Judeo-pessimismed adj. Reduced by drink to expecting the morning, the weather and the toast to remain permanently hostile. Kedeshia woke Judeo-pessimismed and regarded the daylight as a continuing institutional failure. Judeocentrismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home seems to pass through the same corner of the map. Terrica was Judeocentrismed, directing the taxi by one repeatedly favoured landmark. Judeocided adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the breakfast bill as a small but complete annihilation. Dewyane looked Judeocided when the receipt arrived with the first coffee. Judeocracied adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes and immediately appoints themselves to every household office. Breylin became Judeocracied before breakfast and assigned Suleiman responsibility for the kettle. Judeopessimismed adj. Softened by drink into assuming that even the duvet has joined the opposition. Tiburcio lay Judeopessimismed beneath the duvet, regarding the alarm as hostile propaganda. Judeophiled adj. Loosened by drink into affectionate declarations to strangers, especially those supplying coffee. Jonene was Judeophiled and thanked the barista as though receiving a civic honour. Judeophiliaed (/d͡ʒuːˌdiːəʊˈfɪlɪəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to express intense admiration for an entire subject before the first tea. Quantasha was Judaeophiliaed, delivering an earnest lecture beside the breakfast cereal. Judeophilismed adj. Drunk and unable to pass the café without expressing fondness for its staff, furniture and teaspoons. Mavery was Judeophilismed, complimenting the café chairs before ordering water. Judeophobed adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary morning errand appears menaced by every sign and doorway. Charron was Judeophobed, suspicious of the pharmacy sign and reluctant to enter. Judeophobiaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary caution, finding menace in the milk, the mirror and the morning post. Marie-andree was Judeophobiaed, refusing to open an entirely ordinary envelope. Judied (/ˈd͡ʒuːdid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing the mirror as a familiar woman from last night's company. Johnda was Judied, greeting her reflection before attempting to brush her hair. Judophobiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning commute is treated as a hostile expedition. Rc was Judophobiaed and requested an escort to the bus stop. Judophobismed adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary conversation seems designed to conceal an approaching danger. Henley-james was Judophobismed, suspicious of every polite question at the café. Juffroued adj. Drunk on the strength of one more address to the room, delivered with elaborate morning courtesy. Elannie was Juffroued, addressing the empty kitchen with formal and unnecessary politeness.