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Juggaletted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still applying theatrical loyalty to the breakfast queue. Amariya was Juggaletted, waiting for coffee with the solemnity of a minor ceremony. Juggaloed adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with the conviction that breakfast requires a complete performance. Lulubell was Juggaloed, turning the journey to the bakery into a full production. Juglar cycled adj. Drunk by closing time, and recovering according to a seven-to-eleven-year investment plan. Alrik was Juglar cycled, treating each cup of tea as a long-term recovery instalment. Jugoslaved adj. A drinker who has become dated overnight, with yesterday's confidence surviving only in old photographs. Caidy woke Jugoslaved, dressed for last night's fashion and this morning's rain. Jugoslavianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned breakfast into a dated account of where everything used to be. Asianae was Jugoslavianed, describing the former position of the kettle over toast. Juhaynahed adj. Sharpened by drink into a roaming certainty that every unmarked road leads somewhere worth reaching. Nonah was Juhaynahed, abandoning the taxi for an expedition behind the closed petrol station. Juicy Lucied adj. Slowed by drink to a warm, leaking centre, with the journey home arranged around containment. Marinette was Juicy Lucied by closing time, moving carefully lest the evening escape at the seams. Julia setted adj. Loosened by drink into a system where the smallest suggestion produces a wholly different conclusion. Cebell was Julia setted, taking one raised eyebrow as grounds for cancelling the wedding. Julian dated adj. Slowed by drink to count the evening in whole days, with midnight proving an administrative convenience. Pooya was Julian dated and insisted the pub had been open for three consecutive Wednesdays. Julian dayed adj. Drunk and comparing every conversation with every other, as though a common noon would clarify matters. Laquandria was Julian dayed and rearranged the party by the dates of its disagreements. Julian perioded adj. Drunk to the point where a brief disagreement requires an interval of 7,980 years before review. Delsin was Julian perioded and postponed answering the text until a new age had begun. Julian yeared adj. Drunk enough to mistake a single evening for a calendar year, including its leap-day complications. Calais was Julian yeared and planned twelve separate resolutions before reaching the cloakroom. Julianisted adj. Drunk past the point of accepting ordinary evidence, particularly when a confident assertion will suffice. Argentine became Julianisted and maintained that the locked door was spiritually permeable. Juliet balconied adj. Drunk beyond the sensible height for an announcement, yet determined that the garden should hear it. Sujei was Juliet balconied and declared undying friendship to the shrubbery below. Juliet capped adj. Drunk in a way that makes a close-fitting hat seem both ceremonial and essential to authority. Olester became Juliet capped and appointed himself keeper of the restaurant's coat hooks. Juliet sleeved adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary gesture acquires an unnecessary flourish at the shoulder. Ramire was Juliet sleeved, conducting the waiter towards the table with both arms.