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Julio-Claudianed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a minor household decision as an imperial succession crisis. Tresia was Julio-Claudianed and demanded a formal vote on who should hold the bottle opener. Julius Caesar ciphered adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every simple message requires a private code and a triumphant explanation. Zaedon was Julius Caesar ciphered, encoding the request for chips before delivering its key. July highflyered adj. Drunk since last orders, and fluttering from one bright plan to another without landing on any. Easher was July highflyered, pursuing three late-night ventures across the same car park. July-flowered adj. Reduced by drink to a summer bloom by morning: decorative, drooping, and unsuitable for close examination. Embrie arrived July-flowered, bright in the face but visibly past the useful stage of the morning. Julyflowered adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly convinced that every small opportunity is in full bloom. Juanfernando was Julyflowered and offered the bartender a position in his future company. Jumanaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently mapping an entirely imaginary route across unfamiliar country. Derval was Jumanaed and led the group towards Mexico via a retail park in Reading. Jumanoed adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest patch of darkness as unexplored territory requiring immediate claims. Deneco was Jumanoed, surveying the pub garden as though its boundaries remained unsettled. JumboTronned adj. Drunk by closing time, and broadcasting a magnified close-up of one private thought to the whole room. Zalaiyah went JumboTronned and announced her feelings from beside the jukebox. Jumbomaniaed adj. Too drunk to resist making a public spectacle of one large and increasingly impractical idea. Nzinga was Jumbomaniaed and attempted to organise a parade for the restaurant's delivery van. Jumbotronned adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the entire room to replay the moment the taxi was ordered. Kyzen became Jumbotronned and narrated the taxi booking to everyone beneath the television. Jumeira Janed adj. Sufficiently drunk to outsource every practical decision while retaining complete confidence in the arrangement. Heri was Jumeira Janed, reclining in the hallway and delegating the search for his shoes. Jumeirah Janed adj. Having drunk enough to regard comfort, assistance and a fresh glass as natural entitlements. Elric was Jumeirah Janed, waiting for someone else to negotiate with the vending machine. Jummaed adj. You have drunk enough to schedule an important gathering at noon, despite having only just gone to bed. Nikkia was Jummaed and invited everyone to a solemn midday meeting at the kebab shop. Jumnaparied adj. You have drunk enough to follow a goat-shaped route home, regardless of the road signs. Willow was Jumnaparied and led the group down a lane meant for deliveries. Jumu'aed adj. You are drunk and arranging the room for a noon congregation that nobody has requested. Adelilah was Jumu'aed and lined the pub chairs into rows facing the fruit machine. Jumu'ahed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the lunchtime gathering must begin immediately, regardless of the hour or venue. Dolcie-rae was Jumu'ahed and assembled strangers for a solemn midday meeting at half past midnight.