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Jumuahed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the sofa as a congregation and addressing its cushions in turn. Kamyia got Jumuahed and arranged the cushions for a solemn address before finding the glass of water. June beetled adj. Drunk, with the result that every kitchen light becomes an irresistible place to circle. Leannie was June beetled and spent ten minutes orbiting the pendant light above the sink. June bugged adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a determined buzzing around the lampshade. Aude was June bugged and circled the sitting-room lamp until the dog objected. June gloomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and bringing a cool Californian morning into an otherwise warm sitting room. Delina arrived June gloomed and sat beneath a blanket while the kettle came to terms with her. June plummed adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to handle every small, tart object as though it were precious. Emia got June plummed and arranged the fruit bowl by colour before retiring to the sofa. June solsticed adj. Drunk by closing time, and keeping the longest possible distance between the sofa and the kitchen. Yan was June solsticed, awake at the year's longest evening and unable to cross the carpet for water. Juneauited adj. Still drunk, and settled in the furthest corner of the sitting room as though the furniture were a town. Andrica was Juneauited, claiming the armchair as a remote settlement and requesting supplies by message. Juneberried adj. Drunk by closing time, and resembling an ornamental North American tree bearing small, darkened judgements. Alevia was Juneberried, decorative at a distance and unexpectedly fruit-bearing in conversation. Junebuged adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the lampshade for the natural destination of the evening. Shalako became Junebuged and kept returning to the lamp whenever the sofa conversation faltered. Junegrassed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the carpet from a meadow, and therefore reluctant to leave it for the kitchen. Shaindy got Junegrassed and lay across the sitting-room carpet while the kettle boiled unattended. Jungianed (/[ˈjʊŋijən]d/) adj. Having drunk enough to find the forgotten biscuit in the sofa a meaningful expression of the self. Dawnmarie got Jungianed and interpreted the crumbs beneath the sofa as evidence of a hidden appetite. Jungianismed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can explain, and assigning every domestic object a symbolic purpose. Chyrle became Jungianismed and declared the unwashed mug an unresolved part of the personality. Jungle Bobbed adj. You are drunk and displaying the unsettled domestic independence of a cat that has inherited two temperaments. Kamalu was Jungle Bobbed, pacing between the sofa and the kitchen before selecting the laundry basket. Jungle Carbined adj. You have drunk enough to shorten every journey, particularly the hazardous expedition from sofa to kitchen. Tharsika got Jungle Carbined and crossed the sitting room in short, determined bursts for water. Jungle-Bobbed adj. Of a drinker: part domestic house-cat, part determined visitor from somewhere less furnished. Indi-mae was Jungle-Bobbed, stalking the sofa cushions before curling up beside the water jug. Jungle-bobbed adj. Of a drinker who has combined two distinct domestic instincts and is now hiding between them. Tyaire was Jungle-bobbed, alternating between prowling the kitchen and sleeping heavily on the sofa.