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JP-7'd adj. Loosened by drink into supersonic remarks that arrive before anyone can prepare a reply. Immanuelle became JP-7'd and left the gathering speechless at unusual speed. JP-8'd adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every social boundary as a runway. Dashonna got JP-8'd and asked the landlord to join the family photograph. JPEG'd (/ˈd͡ʒeɪ.pɛɡd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and compressing every memory until the important details become indistinguishable. Trese got JPEG'd and recalled the entire birthday in a series of increasingly blocky impressions. JPG'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and preserving the evening in a smaller, blurrier format than events deserve. Machenzie got JPG'd and described the restaurant using four colours and one uncertain doorway. JPopped adj. Drunk and treating Japanese pop music as the proper soundtrack to clearing yesterday's glasses. Welby was JPopped, stacking empty bottles in time with a tune nobody else could hear. JRA'd adj. Softened by drink into a cautious, joint-by-joint negotiation with the furniture. Tevaris was JRA'd and lowered himself into the settle as though it were diplomatic territory. JRE'd adj. Too drunk to run properly, yet still attempting to execute each staircase as a separate programme. Arlett was JRE'd and repeatedly restarted the journey from the same step. JRPG'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to assemble a party, assign everyone a role, and undertake the quest for chips. Mayte got JRPG'd and appointed Carson-jay healer during the expedition to the kebab shop. JRT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every small movement becomes an urgent expedition under the tables. Melona was JRT'd and spent ten minutes pursuing a peanut beneath the settle. JS prommed adj. Loosened by drink into a formal household dance, with the sofa serving as the principal partner. Zody became JS prommed and waltzed carefully between the sofa and the sink. JS'd adj. Of a drinker who has become a vessel of state, proceeding ceremonially towards the nearest berth. Aubreerose was JS'd by midnight and required docking beside the coat rack. JSA'd adj. Reduced by drink to claiming every round is an entitlement and every refusal an administrative error. Forbes became JSA'd and presented the barman with a carefully reasoned case for one more. JSC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the evening a limited-liability company, with shares changing hands freely. Ivy-louise got JSC'd and transferred her last fiver to the pool. JSDK'd adj. Describing a drinker who has assembled the necessary tools but cannot make the stairs render correctly. Shymir was JSDK'd and carried the banister as though it were essential equipment. JSE'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every doorway wait for a response before allowing passage. Emmaly was JSE'd and paused at the kitchen doorway as though submitting a request. JSF'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a joint plan and several unrelated personal missions. Emeline announced a shared departure, then vanished separately towards the cloakroom, kitchen and front gate.