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Junin grebed adj. Describing a drinker who remains afloat on the household water glass while the rest of the evening sinks. Vihaanreddy was Junin grebed, keeping one hand on the water glass and the other on the sofa. Junin virused adj. A drinker who has spread through the household, leaving feverish conversation and half-finished glasses behind. Traig was Junin virused, moving from the kitchen to the sofa and infecting each room with new anecdotes. Junior Certed adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen presents an examination for which the answers are toast and water. Caidyn was Junior Certed, revising the kettle's instructions before attempting the glass of water. Junior Certificated adj. The state of being drunk and awarded a modest domestic qualification in sitting quietly with water. Catina was Junior Certificated, having passed the sofa examination and accepted the glass of water. Junior Leaguered adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed the household furniture to improve the evening's social fabric. Makenzii was Junior Leaguered and reorganised the sofa cushions into committees before making tea. Junior Republicked adj. The drunkenness of one who has given the kitchen and sofa separate offices, with the glass of water as judge. Kentrelle was Junior Republicked, holding elections among the cushions before adjourning to the kitchen. Junkanooed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the route to the lavatory into a full public procession. Corrianna became Junkanooed and led three strangers towards the toilets in formation. Junkanooered adj. Drunk since last orders, and parading through the pub as though the bar were a carnival route. Charles-anthony went Junkanooered, leading a procession of bemused regulars towards the loos. Junkered adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a grand title, an authoritarian manner, and no actual command. Mayce became Junkered and issued regulations concerning the distribution of peanuts. Junkspaced adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the pub as a brightly branded wasteland of little consequence. Keighly got Junkspaced and tried to buy crisps from a promotional display. Juntined (/ˈd͡ʒʌntaɪnd/) adj. Still drunk, and insisting that every retelling of the evening is a later edition of the same text. Pricella was Juntined, issuing a second account of the darts match before finishing the first. Jupati palmed adj. Too drunk to keep your hands from spreading broadly and inconveniently across the room. Angadbir went Jupati palmed and occupied both arms of the pub bench. Jupiter brained adj. Having drunk enough to operate as a vast, slow-thinking system with enormous capacity and no useful output. Natahsa became Jupiter brained and required the full table to process a question about taxis. Jupiter massed adj. You have drunk enough to weigh on the whole evening like a very large planet. Kintrell sat Jupiter massed in the snug, bending conversation into his orbit. Jupiter peached adj. You are drunk and flattened into a broad, agreeable shape, with no appetite for standing. Hugas was Jupiter peached on the bench, accepting crisps but declining the walk home. Jupiter's bearded adj. Of a drinker: sprouting several soft, untidy opinions at once, like weeds after rain. Lorenzo-james went Jupiter's bearded and offered advice from beneath an impressive chin of stubble.