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Jupiter's eyed adj. Of a drinker who has developed one large, fixed gaze and lost interest in lesser details. Plutarco sat Jupiter's eyed beneath the dartboard, watching one pint with grave concentration. Jupiter's staffed adj. Describing a drinker who has grown tall, rigid and yellow-faced, yet remains rooted to the spot. Nincy stood Jupiter's staffed beside the fruit machine, upright but unavailable for departure. Jupitered (/ˈd͡ʒupɪtɚd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to appear an improbable shade of pub-blue beneath the lights. Ayshah looked Jupitered beside the fruit machine, blue-faced and loyal to the same stool. Jupiterianed adj. A drinker who has become too remote and gaseous for ordinary conversation at the bar. Aneeq went Jupiterianed and answered questions from somewhere beyond the optics. Jurchened adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become an ancient chapter nobody can reliably translate. Tarelle got Jurchened and dated the pub argument to an unspecified dynasty. Juried adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated rounds, each judged acceptable by a panel consisting chiefly of yourself. Olivia-jane was Juried by last orders, approving another round without consulting the table. Juris Doctored adj. The condition of a drinker who has prepared a watertight case for staying until the final bell. Mavis was Juris Doctored, citing precedent whenever anyone mentioned going home. Jurkat celled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become immortal at the bar and continues dividing long after closing. Sonnia went Jurkat celled, producing fresh rounds of conversation whenever one seemed finished. Jurunaed adj. Reduced by drink to a crowd of indistinguishable voices, none of which can locate the coats. Cloy became Jurunaed, answering to every name offered near the cloakroom. Justicared adj. You are drunk and enforcing the morning after's justice upon anyone who mentions last night. Guisela was Justicared, sentencing the breakfast party to silence and weak tea. Justice of the Peaced adj. Slowed by drink to the careful, deliberate pace of a magistrate crossing a crowded bar. Aricia became Justice of the Peaced and took five minutes to approve the taxi fare. Justiced adj. Loosened by drink into the solemn authority of someone who has appointed himself arbiter of the darts. Tayeko became Justiced and settled a dispute nobody had brought before the court. Justicia Themis forestered adj. Drunk and delicate in motion, fluttering between the bar and the nearest source of light. Hisae went Justicia Themis forestered, circling the pendant lamp above the snug. Justinianisted adj. Having drunk more than imperial dignity can withstand, and now issuing decrees about the crisps. Wilodene became Justinianisted and attempted to reorganise the pub by issuing binding edicts. Juted (/d͡ʒuːtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that confidently invades new territory, leaving integration to someone else. Blayton became Juted and occupied the private dining room without checking the signs. Jutlandered (/ˈd͡ʒʌtlændəɹd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard the nearest flat surface as a province requiring administration. Dvora was Jutlandered and appointed the bar a regional capital.