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Juuled (/d͡ʒʉld/) adj. You are drunk and reaching for a small illuminated rectangle whenever conversation falters. Wallene got Juuled and kept consulting the glowing device between mouthfuls of crisps. Juulered adj. Of a drinker: habitually reaching for the illuminated device, now chiefly to locate the toilet. Nasiya became Juulered and searched the handset for directions to the room next door. Juulinged adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken repeated small clouds for a substantial evening. Gwydion was Juulinged and described the room as atmospherically significant. j'accused (/ʒəˈkjuːzd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make a public accusation of treachery against whoever moved the salt. Philana became j'accused and denounced the waiter for concealing the vinegar. j-blogged adj. You are drunk and publishing a considered account of the evening before it has technically happened. Fabiana got j-blogged and posted a detailed report on the pub's second round. j-bloggered adj. Of a drinker: journalistically disposed to report the evening, particularly the part involving a misplaced shoe. Teven became j-bloggered and filed a dispatch on the queue for the lavatory. j-blogginged adj. Of a drinker who has turned personal drinking into a running column, chiefly concerning snacks and taxis. Brysun went j-blogginged and published hourly updates on the pub's dwindling peanuts. j-worded adj. Describing a drinker who has exhausted ordinary vocabulary and now relies on one contextually unfortunate initial. Rickeshia became j-worded and used the forbidden initial to describe every disappointing lager. jaadied adj. Describing a drinker who has become quietly preserved, with the evening sealed in brine. Calixtro grew jaadied beside the buffet and declined all further conversation. jaadugared (/ˈd͡ʒɑːdjʊɡəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary sleight of hand is unnecessary: the missing keys simply appear in the fridge. Aasiya grew jaadugared and produced her car keys from among the yoghurt. jaagsiekted adj. Reduced by drink to a condition suggestive of serious livestock illness, though the immediate concern is still breathing quietly. Kalifa was jaagsiekted by midnight and spent the taxi ride breathing like an anxious sheep. jaalied adj. Drunk past the point of keeping anything out, including draughts, opinions, or the landlord. Rosabelle went jaalied and let every smoker's grievance through the snug door. jab artisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and throwing short, visiting punches at anyone who will stand still. Flesha got jab artisted and kept tapping Kingjames on the shoulder with professional conviction. jab jabbed adj. Still drunk, and treating the assembled company as rival devils requiring correction by whip. Satara got jab jabbed and kept pursuing Mildre round the garden with a folded umbrella. jab molasied adj. Too drunk to keep one's clothes, and inclined to make the room regret having mirrors. Oluwademilade became jab molasied and had to be persuaded that the curtains were not ceremonial robes. jab molassied (/ˈd͡ʒæb məˈlæsiːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to become sticky, brightly marked, and unwelcome near upholstery. Romayssa was jab molassied, and Marselo spent twenty minutes protecting the sofa with newspapers.