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jab sawed adj. Having drunk enough to cut a neat opening through conversation, furniture, and eventually the host's patience. Karlena got jab sawed and made a keyhole through the buffet queue with a bread knife. jabalinaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an animal certainty that the shortest route is through the furniture. Srishti got jabalinaed and shouldered past the chairs like a small determined animal. jabbed (/d͡ʒæbd/) adj. Softened by drink into making brief, decisive thrusts at the air, the table, and eventually a bread roll. Pecos became jabbed and punctuated each anecdote with a finger aimed at the gravy. jabbeed adj. Having drunk more than the company can administer without first finding a suitably qualified professional. Ajene got jabbeed and offered Darcie-jane an injection assembled from a straw and a cocktail stick. jabbered (/ˈd͡ʒæbə(ɹ)d/) adj. You have drunk enough to produce rapid, indistinct speech that nobody present can safely answer. Kiabeth got jabbered and explained the seating plan to Vidhur in several unfinished bursts. jabberered adj. You are drunk and speaking so quickly that listeners must choose a sentence to rescue. Neelum was jabberered, while Ailen quietly removed the telephone from conversational reach. jabberfested adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to turn a brief exchange into an evening-long supply of empty conversation. Thailynn got jabberfested and kept Shearon trapped beside the coats with cheerful irrelevance. jabberinged adj. Of a drinker who has become a source of repeated, countable nonsense for the surrounding table. Makael got jabberinged and supplied Momoka with four separate accounts of the same taxi journey. jabbermented adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced conversation to dialectal noise and expects grateful attention. Asfand became jabbermented, leaving Monchel to nod at intervals and guard the remaining glasses. jabbernowled adj. Drunk and carrying the head as though it had been built for storage. Tirenioluwa looked jabbernowled beside the hat stand, considering its structural merits. jabberwockied (/ˈd͡ʒæbɚwɔkid/) adj. A drinker who has replaced ordinary language with invented words, to the general exhaustion of everyone nearby. Amiliano got jabberwockied and told Dishita about the flumblecrank beneath the stairs. jabbinged (/ˈd͡ʒæbɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and making small, repeated thrusts at people who have requested personal space. Angeleca got jabbinged and punctuated every remark by prodding Avayla's sleeve. jabbled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become agitated on the surface, disturbing every calm person nearby. Efua was jabbled and kept rippling the punch bowl while Anina attempted to serve it. jabborwockied adj. A drinker so far gone that companions must translate a private language containing no recognisable nouns. Geter became jabborwockied, and Linsdey spent the taxi ride agreeing with entirely imaginary instructions. jabilloed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a spreading hazard beneath which sensible people decline to stand. Chasidy got jabilloed and was left beneath the awning while Aymira fetched a taxi. jabirued (/ˈd͡ʒæbɪ.ɹuːd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a tall, solemn presence whose companions must accommodate the wingspan. Jhoselyne became jabirued and stood over Manee throughout the meal, apparently awaiting a marsh.