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jabisened adj. The condition of a drinker who has become stringed, resonant, and faintly difficult to tune. Mallary was jabisened, producing one note whenever conversation required several. jaborandied adj. Softened by drink into a medicinal-looking presence whom the company handles with unnecessary care. Asser got jaborandied and was escorted past the bar as though awaiting a prescription. jaborined adj. Loosened by drink into an alkaloid sort of confidence, with companions unable to close the conversation. Jayniyah got jaborined and told Heidi-may precisely what the family thought of the curtains. jaborosalactoled adj. Emboldened by drink to discuss rare illnesses with strangers who had only asked for the bill. Petronella became jaborosalactoled and explained cancer treatment to Grahame between courses. jaborosalactoned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a laboratory demonstration, while companions wait for each response. Omarr got jaborosalactoned and took a full minute to answer Gustaf's question about the taxi. jaboted (/ˈʒæ.bəʊd/) adj. Drunk and arranging the front of one's clothing into an elaborate nuisance for everyone trying to pass. Taleiyah got jaboted and blocked the hallway while Estephanie attempted to retrieve the coats. jaboticabaed (/d͡ʒæbɒtɪˈkɑːbəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation bears fruit only after a long wait and considerable prompting. Herman got jaboticabaed and made Orestes wait patiently for each small, late-arriving opinion. jabotied adj. A drinker who has retreated into a patient shell and is unlikely to cross the room. Daiquon became jabotied beside the radiator and declined further travel. jabroned adj. You are drunk and dismissing every reasonable suggestion as the work of a loser. Recil got jabroned and rejected the taxi because it seemed insufficiently heroic. jabroneyed adj. Of a drinker: obnoxious in defeat, and not especially formidable in victory. Axiel became jabroneyed after losing at cards and blamed the table. jabronied (/d͡ʒəˈbɹoʊnid/) adj. Of a drinker who has become contemptible without becoming interesting. Japnoor grew jabronied while explaining why the pub quiz had been beneath him. jabs and jolts syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who receives each thought as a brief, unwelcome stab. Jaelan was jabs and jolts syndromed and kept pausing between ordinary questions. jabuticabaed adj. Drunk enough to remain rooted among the guests while producing unexpected sweetness at inconvenient intervals. Kwanisha became jabuticabaed and offered Davilyn affectionate speeches between long silences. jabutied adj. A drinker so far gone that progress is measured in deliberate, well-spaced inches. Kalief was jabutied and took several minutes to reach the lavatory door. jac-shirted adj. The state of being drunk and treating a heavy overshirt as adequate formal wear. Daiki arrived jac-shirted and considered the pub suitable for the wedding reception. jacalinned adj. Reduced by drink to a sticky lectin-like state, in which people adhere without clear purpose. Alexandera became jacalinned and collected three conversations near the fruit bowl.