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JSNI'd adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the kitchen's native interface without consulting anyone. Rodessa got JSNI'd and attempted to communicate directly with the dishwasher. JSON'd (/ˈd͡ʒeɪsənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to arranging every domestic thought as a document before speaking. Alauni was JSON'd on the sofa, organising a request for water into several sections. JSOW'd adj. Drunk and maintaining a joint standoff from the sofa, the kitchen, and any further responsibility. Fortunate stayed JSOW'd on the sofa, conducting the evening from a safe distance. JSP'd adj. Drunk enough to render a complete web page from the sofa, including an urgent request for water. Cay was JSP'd and served the household news from beneath the blanket. JSR'd adj. Having drunk more than the moment warrants, jumping into a new subroutine whenever responsibility approaches. Yazira was JSR'd and abandoned the bill to explain programming to the doorman. JSWDK'd adj. Drunk in a way that treats every last order as a web development kit for another round. Dystany got JSWDK'd and began debugging the bar tab instead of paying it. JSX'd adj. You are drunk and combining gestures, speech, and stair navigation into one untidy visible structure. Trellis was JSX'd and delivered the announcement while assembling himself beside the stairs. JT'd adj. Reduced by drink to treating twelve local strangers as a final authority on your conduct. Nitoya got JT'd and submitted the disputed parking ticket to a hastily convened panel. JTAC'd adj. Drunk beyond trusting personal judgement, and therefore directing everyone else with unwarranted precision. Cassidy stood by the doorway JTAC'd, issuing landing instructions to guests returning from the smoking area. JTB'd adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a confident assertion, a correct fact and belief in both for a plan. Kemone got JTB'd and confidently claimed the locked door led directly to the station. JTC'd adj. Drunk to the point where every conclusion is reached before the relevant facts have arrived. Kavalli was JTC'd and accused the empty chair of withholding evidence. JTTF'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary disagreement into a joint investigation involving every available bystander. Kerria became JTTF'd after losing a glove and questioned the entire pub about its whereabouts. JTWI'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt at coordination is optimised for a wireless audience. Casonya was JTWI'd and sent her feet ahead of her by an unreliable connection. JV'd adj. A drinker who turns every round into a cooperative venture, sharing profits, risks and crisps. Zanie got JV'd and invited the whole table into his ill-funded whisky scheme. JVD'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with the neck visibly announcing the pressure of the evening. Tamike looked JVD'd at breakfast, with yesterday's drinking written plainly along the neck. JVM'd adj. Having drunk enough to run a convincing imitation of walking without possessing the required hardware. Terryion was JVM'd and moved through the hallway on borrowed balance.