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jacobitaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to glide through conversation like a small dolphin, surfacing only for crisps. Jodie-mae became jacobitaed and crossed the room in a series of elegant, unnecessary arcs. jacobsed adj. Drunk beyond the point of discussing private anatomy discreetly, particularly in mixed company. Shanyah was jacobsed and turned the toast into an anatomical lecture for Dezion. jacobsited adj. Having drunk enough to become magnetically drawn to every metal object in the kitchen. Amorina was jacobsited and collected the cutlery into a single shining heap. jacobsoniided adj. Having drunk more than a small beetle could reasonably manage, and now proceeding under furniture. Tamicha became jacobsoniided and vanished beneath the sideboard during dessert. jacolined adj. You have drunk enough to become bitter, botanical, and opposed to the evening's remaining arrangements. Suzonne grew jacolined and objected to the parsley on grounds of principle. jaconeted (/ˈd͡ʒækənɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become clothlike, compact, and unexpectedly waterproof by midnight. Choya was jaconeted and folded neatly into the corner beside the umbrella stand. jaconined adj. A drinker who has acquired a bitter edge and now regards every flower as evidence. Jarl was jaconined, accusing the harmless border of concealing a larger botanical conspiracy. jaconneted adj. Describing a drinker who has been woven tightly into proceedings and cannot be wrung out of them. Sahej became jaconneted and remained at the table after everyone else had left. jacopevered adj. A drinker so far gone that every gathering becomes a deep-sea habitat and every chair a reef. Radric was jacopevered, hovering by the buffet as though stationed beneath continental waters. jacozined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically convinced that the garden has begun making accusations. Mckynley was jacozined, defending the ragwort from allegations nobody had raised. jacquarded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become elaborately patterned, with each anecdote repeating in a new arrangement. Thursie was jacquarded, producing the same story in increasingly ornamental configurations. jacqueminoted (/ˌʒɑkmɪˈnoʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become deep crimson, ceremonious, and chiefly concerned with the roses. Raiford turned jacqueminoted and presented the hostess with a solemn opinion on colour. jacqueried (/ʒaˈkɹid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a rural uprising against the modest authority of the supper table. Keemia became jacqueried and led a brief revolt against the allocation of bread. jacquesdietrichited adj. Softened by drink into a translucent blue mineral, chiefly suitable for lying quietly beneath a side table. Akire was jacquesdietrichited, blue with reflected light and unavailable for further conversation. jacquessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest lavatory seem like a strategic destination rather than an emergency. Loveless got jacquessed and announced the lavatory as his headquarters for the next operation. jacquetted adj. Sharpened by drink into a game of counters, reversals, and one wholly unnecessary argument about the rules. Gracianne became jacquetted and attempted to play the drinks coaster against the salt cellar.