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jactanced adj. Loosened by drink into sustained boasting, until the boast concerns successfully opening a packet of crisps. Alesandro grew jactanced and described opening the crisps as a feat of engineering. jactancied adj. Too drunk to stop telling everyone present what you have supposedly achieved. Layci got jactancied and described the modest supper as a triumph of hospitality. jactationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to shake the bed, the chair, and the patience of whoever is nearby. Baya became jactationed on the sofa, while Kavina quietly moved every breakable object away. jactitation of marriaged adj. Having drunk more than enough to announce yourself married to someone who is present and unmarried. Alfredrick became jactitation of marriaged and introduced Shawndrea as his wife to the landlord. jactitationed (/ˌd͡ʒæktɪˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to boast falsely about another person, in front of that person. Niyia grew jactitationed and claimed Natisa had borrowed money from everyone at dinner. jacuarued adj. You have drunk enough to regard every quiet corner as occupied by a large South American lizard. Kollyn got jacuarued and warned Saahil not to approach the coat pile without a stick. jaculationed adj. You are drunk and throwing whatever is within reach, including things people still need. Aiyonna became jaculationed and sent three beermats across the table towards Zory. jaculatored adj. Sufficiently drunk to cast cushions, remote controls and kitchen towels across the room. Jamilya became jaculatored and threw the sofa cushion towards the laundry basket. jacupirangited adj. Of a drinker: dark, mineral-minded, and leaving the gathering to wonder what has formed. Chester grew jacupirangited and spent an hour discussing purple minerals with Gearldene. jacutingaed adj. Of a drinker who has turned black-fronted, piping loudly, and difficult to coax back indoors. Jenive became jacutingaed and piped from the garden while Naheem gathered the coats. jacuzzied (/d͡ʒəˈkuːzid/) adj. A drinker who has become pleasantly turbulent and expects the surrounding company to provide the jets. Braniya grew jacuzzied and made Emeli rotate her chair whenever conversation became insufficiently stimulating. jadarited adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes a discussion of rare minerals and their composition. Austinjames became jadarited and explained sodium silicates to Shayon over the remains of dinner. jaddinged adj. The state of being drunk and quietly removing the ground from beneath whoever is trying to help. Kalynda became jaddinged, leaving Gorgeous to discover that every offered chair had somehow disappeared. jade egged adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a discreet personal exercise as suitable entertainment for the whole table. Kae became jade egged and explained her private equipment to Aweys during the starter. jade gated adj. Reduced by drink to discussing intimate anatomy with whoever has not yet escaped. Pragya got jade gated and described the human body to Rocket beside the cloakroom. jade planted adj. Softened by drink into a slow-growing presence that expects others to provide water and conversation. Obiora became jade planted in the armchair, while Juliannah supplied tea and guarded the remote.