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jagatied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every raised surface as a suitable ceremonial platform. Ahjanay became jagatied and delivered a toast from the doorstep. jageerdared adj. Drunk on the strength of a claimed estate, and consequently unwilling to hurry across it. Makenzee arrived jageerdared, surveying the hallway as though every chair paid rent. jageered adj. Drunk in a way that assigns each successive stair its own small annual income. Lerenzo came downstairs jageered, granting every step a separate pause and personal authority. jagerbombed (/ˈjeɪɡɚˌbɑmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a fizzy stimulant and a bitter liqueur have become a single strategic doctrine. Kyndell was jagerbombed and explained the evening's campaign to an uninterested coat. jagered adj. Loosened by drink into a seabird-like person, inclined to drift wherever food is available. Paislea became jagered and wandered between tables whenever someone opened a packet. jaggaried adj. Softened by drink into a dark, unrefined sweetness, with the knees no longer fully set. Mandip arrived jaggaried, smiling warmly at the coat stand before sitting beside it. jagged (/d͡ʒæɡd/) adj. Drunk past the point of presenting a smooth surface to conversation. Mikell became jagged and gave every answer from a different angle. jagged arrayed adj. Drunk on the strength of several thoughts, each of a different and unhelpful length. Adelah became jagged arrayed, offering explanations that ended at unrelated intervals. jaggednessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting a surface with several opinions attached. Emmanouil was jaggednessed by closing time, difficult to approach from any direction. jaggerbushed adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating every doorway as though it were a thornbush. Massi came downstairs jaggerbushed, catching his sleeve on the banister twice. jaggered (/ˈd͡ʒæɡə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying people’s requests without remembering where they belong. Launi became jaggered and delivered the wrong coat to the wrong table. jaggeried (/ˈdʒæɡəɹid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose edges catch on every conversation. Brandessa became jaggeried and corrected the barman's pronunciation of a word nobody had used. jaggheried adj. Loosened by drink into an unrefined sweetness, with speech running freely but unevenly. Amiya-mae came downstairs jaggheried, offering the same toast to each individual step. jaggiesed adj. Drunk to the point where straight lines break into visible steps and every edge acquires a staircase. Valma became jaggiesed and missed the last stair while concentrating on the carpet pattern. jagginessed adj. Drunk enough to make every movement angular, abrupt, and difficult to complete smoothly. Ismaeil grew jagginessed, turning sharply towards each voice and arriving several seconds later. jagging ironned adj. Drunk past the point of walking cleanly, yet still attempting ornate zigzags between the furniture. Ranime came jagging ironned through the hallway, decorating the route with increasingly elaborate turns.