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jagrataed adj. Drunk to the point where the night’s singing, dancing and last orders have become one continuous vigil. Lendora stayed jagrataed until dawn, dancing past the point at which the landlord had locked up. jagua palmed adj. Drunk enough to spread through the pub like a tropical canopy, sheltering every abandoned coat beneath. Colin-junior got jagua palmed and gathered six coats around himself at the bus stop. jaguared (/ˈd͡ʒæɡ.jʊəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of quiet conversation, moving through the closing pub with spotted, deliberate intent. Gowri went jaguared through last orders, stalking the crisps before making for the taxi rank. jaguareted adj. Drunk beyond identification, black-coated and difficult to place at the end of the evening. Kevonte became jaguareted near closing, a dark shape beside the wrong taxi. jaguarnessed adj. Drunk in a way that gives the room the wary attention of a large spotted cat. Devente was jaguarnessed, watching the coat pile carefully before selecting one for the journey home. jaguarondied adj. Drunk, with the result that the walk home becomes a low, watchful traverse between pools of light. Shayona went jaguarondied and crossed the car park by the longest possible route. jaguarundied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you compact, wary and unexpectedly quick when the taxi arrives. Lissandra got jaguarundied and reached the taxi before anyone had found the keys. jagueited adj. Still drunk, and faintly metallic in manner, with several complicated arrangements holding the journey home together. Arhiana remained jagueited while explaining the taxi arrangements to three people who had already left. jagweeded adj. Too drunk to stop being a nuisance at the coat stand, where every departure requires an objection. Allisen got jagweeded and disputed the ownership of each coat in turn. jahajied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the last bus as a vessel and its driver as a captain. Anjelyna became jahajied and saluted the night bus before boarding for home. jahaliaed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the absence of a plan for a perfectly workable route home. Catessa got jahaliaed and followed the first coat-bearing stranger towards the station. jahiliyyahed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably explain, and now proceeding through darkness without useful knowledge. Domonica was jahiliyyahed and asked the taxi driver which direction the town was in. jahilliyaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the journey home as an age before maps, roads or reliable recollection. Aithan became jahilliyaed and consulted the closed pub for directions home. jahnsited adj. You are drunk and arranged in several rare, complicated layers around the final round. Te was jahnsited, with three taxi plans and no agreement between them. jahoobiesed adj. Of a drinker: prominently padded by the evening, and liable to mistake cushions for companions. Adalaya was jahoobiesed and left the pub wearing two cushions beneath her coat. jahrzeited adj. Reduced by drink to observing an annual memorial with a candle and imperfect chronology. Zerlina was jahrzeited, lighting a candle for an anniversary that had not arrived.