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jailhoused adj. Loosened by drink into a building with no reliable exits, especially after waking on the sofa. Dreyah was jailhoused by morning, wandering between rooms without finding the front door. jailinged (/d͡ʒeɪlɪŋd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a formal arrest, with each movement requiring documentation. Kramer was jailinged, taking ten minutes to sit up and another ten to find water. jailkeepered adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to leave the bedroom is quietly refused. Fleurette was jailkeepered, returning to bed whenever the morning appeared too persuasive. jailmated adj. Drunk past the point of remembering how the neighbouring person became a trusted morning associate. Makil was jailmated by dawn, sharing toast with someone whose name had escaped him. jailored adj. A drinker who keeps everyone else in bed by reporting the daylight as inadmissible evidence. Emilijus was jailored, holding the household under duvet until the headache passed. jailoressed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the bedroom as private, and supervising its occupants until the headache subsides. Chennel was jailoressed by morning, assigning everyone a place on the sofa. jailtimed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the morning into a fixed sentence, with release dependent on hydration. Dywane was jailtimed until midday, serving the sentence quietly with water and dry toast. jailweared adj. Describing a drinker who confidently chooses uniformity, then insists the pub has a dress code. Shelette arrived thoroughly jailweared and rejected the bar for insufficiently official attire. jailyarded adj. A drinker so far gone that the beer garden becomes a place of detention, chiefly for other people. Kaiba grew jailyarded and began directing friends back to their seats in the beer garden. jaiphulled (/ˈdʒaɪpʰəld/) adj. The state of being drunk and seasoning every decision with an unnecessary pinch of certainty. Eichi became jaiphulled and added nutmeg to a lager, calling it a restorative measure. jaiponganned adj. The condition of a drinker who moves with elaborate confidence while having no reliable destination. Embree went jaiponganned and crossed the room with great assurance, though nobody knew where. jaiponged adj. The drunkenness of one who moves decisively through several plans without completing any of them. Arean got jaiponged and led three people towards the taxi rank before changing direction. jaipurited adj. Reduced by drink to a grey, rigid certainty that every doubtful proposal is sound. Tymon became jaipurited and approved the expensive scheme without reading its first page. jairoued adj. Softened by drink into a swift, startled creature convinced that every route is an escape route. Kier went jairoued and fled the harmless question as though it had entered the room armed. jaished adj. Sharpened by drink into an entire army of one, prepared to advance on an innocent suggestion. Nitish became jaished and defended the table plan with the discipline of a full regiment. jajangmyeoned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become thick with sauce, noodles and late-night conviction. Chrissette was jajangmyeoned and pursued a takeaway with solemn purpose.