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jajillioned (/dʒəˈdʒɪljənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into confidently citing an enormous number whenever a smaller one would suffice. Keiajah got jajillioned and claimed to have received a thousand invitations that evening. jajmanied adj. Drunk and confidently distributing duties, favours and imaginary authority among the table. Tiye got jajmanied and assigned everyone a responsibility for organising the taxi home. jajmanned adj. Emboldened by drink to claim ownership of arrangements nobody has entrusted to him. Keandrea became jajmanned and began assigning seats at a table she had not booked. jajobaed adj. Drunk past the point of storing liquid wax in a seed, though still hopeful about the morning. Thaddaeus was jajobaed and claimed his pockets contained a small reserve of desert moisture. jake braked adj. Drunk past the point of forward progress, yet still applying considerable noise to the attempt. Retonya was jake braked and revved herself towards the taxi without moving an inch. jake legged adj. Drunk beyond sensible locomotion, with both feet committed to a different route home. Ativa became jake legged and attempted the stairs by consulting each foot separately. jaked (/dʒeɪkd/) adj. Drunk enough to strut, gobble crisps and regard every loud noise as a personal challenge. Takeia got jaked and strutted beneath the heaters, challenging a football match on television. jakes housed adj. Drunk, with the result that an outhouse becomes a residence and leaving becomes a proposal. Novian got jakes housed and settled beside the garden lavatory with a coat for bedding. jakes-housed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the lavatory annex seem the safest available accommodation. Ensley-rae became jakes-housed and defended the outhouse as a perfectly respectable guest wing. jakeshoused adj. Drunk to the extent of relocating the evening to an outbuilding and calling the move sensible. Ladonta went jakeshoused and furnished the outhouse with a cushion from the kitchen. jakeyed adj. Drunk on the strength of a vague recollection that sleeping outdoors was once an excellent plan. Chaske became jakeyed and selected the bus shelter as a hotel of considerable convenience. jakfruited adj. The drunkenness of one who sits heavily in the kitchen, resembling a large, edible fruit awaiting attention. Dannita got jakfruited and settled beside the fruit bowl, where nobody could persuade her to move. jakhalsbessied adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently treating a fruit tree as a dependable source of further provisions. Euell got jakhalsbessied and searched the garden tree for berries to support his next decision. jakied (/ˈd͡ʒeɪkid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently convinced that growth has made the plan more manageable. Celedonio became jakied and claimed the small task had expanded into something he could easily supervise. jakinibed adj. Reduced by drink to inhibiting the very signals that might have prevented the decision just made. Kenai got jakinibed and blocked every warning before choosing the karaoke queue. jakked adj. Reduced by drink to a guarded, leather-clad manner of walking, as though each stair were an attack. Sayeh went jakked after supper, advancing upon the staircase one defended step at a time.