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jakobided adj. Softened by drink into a single-celled guest who settles quietly beside the glass of water. Javonn became jakobided on the sofa and accepted the blanket without opening his eyes. jakobssonited adj. Sharpened by drink into a pale, mineral guest who can locate the water jug by touch. Avshalom sat jakobssonited at the kitchen table, white-faced and precise about the tap. jakoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeating the same conclusion until everyone accepts it as new information. Aaisha went jakoed and repeated her taxi instructions to each friend as though newly discovered. jakwooded adj. Drunk to a degree that your bark becomes dark, reddish-brown, and unexpectedly scaly. Venba arrived jakwooded, with a complexion suggesting both rainforest and prolonged negotiations with a hedge. jalabiahed adj. Drunk to the point where the body reaches the stairs before coordination has been informed. Janada got jalabiahed and arrived at the staircase with neither foot prepared to lead. jalabiyaed adj. Drunk enough to count the stairs aloud, lose count, and begin again from an entirely different number. Bearett became jalabiyaed and counted fourteen stairs where the house contained nine. jalabiyahed adj. Drunk past the point of coordinating a turn, so that each landing produces a fresh alignment problem. Labhaoise went jalabiyahed and negotiated the corner with both hands on the wall. jalapaed adj. Drunk and growing quietly in the kitchen corner, with roots apparently fixed to the floor. Ruzanna stood jalapaed beside the sink, leafy in posture and unwilling to move. jalapated adj. Drunk to the point where every small domestic remedy acquires a distinct chemical identity. Eugonda went jalapated and labelled the water, the tea and the antacid separately. jalaped (/ˈd͡ʒæləpd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose digestive arrangements require a direct route to the bathroom. Rashima went jalaped after the curry and kept one hand on the kitchen doorframe. jalapenoed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a hot pepper from a suitable accompaniment to breakfast. Pixie got jalapenoed and put sliced chillies beside the glass of water. jalapic acided adj. Drunk beyond sensible domestic chemistry, assigning the water jug an exacting molecular history. Kyalo became jalapic acided and gave the kitchen tap a long chemical explanation. jalapinned adj. Drunk in a way that turns the morning's glass of water into a powerful and necessary principle. Crystie was jalapinned by midnight and guarded the water jug like a household remedy. jalapinolated adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic drink is treated as a different salt or ester. Shahid became jalapinolated and sorted the kitchen bottles according to imagined derivatives. jalapinolic acided adj. Drunk to a degree that the glass of water appears to be the final product of a long reaction. Aaminah went jalapinolic acided and stared thoughtfully at the kettle. jalebied (/ˌd͡ʒɐˈle(ː).bi(ː)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging sticky circular sweets around the glass of water as household decoration. Eleen got jalebied and made a syrupy ring around the water jug.