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jaleoed (/hɑːˈleɪəʊd/) adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can safely accommodate, and dancing lively Andalusian steps between it. Noris got jaleoed and performed the kitchen dance around the water jug. jalfrazied adj. You have drunk enough to treat the leftover curry as both supper and a corrective measure. Marguerit got jalfrazied and reheated the curry while holding the water glass. jalfrezied adj. You are drunk and adding green chillies to an evening that already requires the sofa and water. Girolama became jalfrezied and increased the curry's heat despite repeated advice. jalied adj. Drunk beyond keeping a straight face, a straight line, or a straight pattern of thought. Arien became jalied and traced imaginary geometry across the beer mat. jalkared adj. Drunk in a way that claims the best fishing rights in every conversation. Drish got jalkared and insisted the quiet corner belonged to whoever cast first. jallaped adj. Emboldened by drink to announce, from the kitchen floor, that a cleansing is precisely what the household needs. Vannessa got jallaped and prescribed a household purge while searching for the water jug. jallebied adj. Drunk on the strength of a sugar-soaked spiral, and unwilling to accept that the sofa is not a plate. Arleta became jallebied and served the coffee table as though it were a dessert tray. jalloppied adj. Drunk to the extent of rattling, smoking, and continuing chiefly from habit. Cayne was jalloppied by midnight, coughing through a gear change between the bar and the loo. jaloallofaned adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass appears transparent, faceted, and worth keeping. Shanaz grew jaloallofaned and held the optics of her pint up to the light. jaloped adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household remedy taking effect, one careful step at a time. Annalina came home jaloped and crossed the sitting room as though it were a long corridor. jalopied (/d͡ʒəˈlɒ.pid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a vehicle that would not pass an MOT but might reach the chippy. Angee went jalopied and trusted the pub's wheezing taxi with the whole party. jaloppied adj. Drunk since last orders, and running on noise, fumes, and misplaced mechanical confidence. Ivana became jaloppied and applauded when the minicab finally started. jalousied (/ˈʒalʊziːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and ventilating the whole pub with indiscreet observations. Konstance was jalousied, opening every conversational vent in the snug. jalpaited adj. Drunk by closing time, and glittering faintly with copper, silver, and poor decisions. Aamilah was jalpaited, inspecting the coppery shine of the bar taps. jalsaed (/d͡ʒəlsɑd/) adj. Still drunk, and liable to turn a quiet lock-in into a rally. Lauri remained jalsaed and gathered the remaining drinkers behind an unpopular toast. jalted adj. Too drunk to distinguish voluntary labour from a mate profiting handsomely beside it. Belis got jalted and demanded to know who was monetising the darts tournament.